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Location: The Wastes
Nickname: Didgeridead
Stadium: D. Jerry Dome
Surface: Hardened red clay

Colors: Red, Orange, Gold
Sponsor: Wome-ra Unrealestate


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Season 83
5th Premier League (2-2-3)
Coming up short, losing all three paper match ups, and down we go again for a third and final rebuild. Next time around, we will throw every last ounce of caution to the desert wind D-:<

Season 82
Winner Fish Oil Conference (4-1-2)
First piece of silverware ever for the Dead, in what proved a very tight conf. Thanks to Malice Renegades for stiffling all opposition - including themselves.

Season 81
5th Premier League (2-3-2)
Out-positioned by the Raiders and out-played by Impak, the Dead again come up short for the Prem title, in a season which could have ended in the top 3.

Season 80
Runner-up Sacred Spawning Conference (4-2-1)
Outmuscled by Socrates, we suffer our only loss of the season but promote to prem.

Season 79
6th Steaked Conference (2-1-4)
An experimental builder season sees us lose to Bravado attempting a non-score drive.

Season 78
4th Premier League (3-2-2)
Top after two games, and despite a miraculous long bomb to beat Yeast Lords, we leave a tiny sliver open for an Immortalis sack, eventually costing us the title.

Season 77
3rd Fraud Squad Conference (4-0-3)
Sinnedbad blocks a defensive pass to beat Bravado and eventually promote to prem.

Season 76
5th Sphinxes from Mars Conference (3-1-3)
Sadly we don't do the Sphinxes justice, and finish with an even record.

Season 75
Runner-up 'Shake it Off' Halford Regional (4-2-1)
We get mad after a poor start, and inflict 32 cas on our way to Confs.

Season 74
7th Huge Axeman Regional (2-3-2)
This is odd. What is this feeling. Are we alive or dead? At least there is Blood Bowl!
THE DIDGERIDEAD

Long ago, during an ancient and forgotten age, the Nehekhara stood as the shining beacon of civilization and Human achievement; a golden age where its cities shone with a majestic splendor, its buildings crafted from magnificent marble and limestone, its armies conquering kingdom upon kingdom, and their mighty rulers reigning as living Gods amongst Man. Their reign stretched from the Great Desert of Araby, to the Bitter Sea coast, to the Northern Badlands, to the steaming Southland jungles and by magic, it even reached all the way to the Southern Wastes.

But those days are long gone...

Aeons later, when Settra King of Tomb Kings awoke from his slumber, the Wastes were just distant memories to him. A place he overlooked when reawakening all the ancient Tomb Kings from Dreamtime. And thus, having been forlorn by their Emperor King, the Southern Tomb Kings remained motionless.

Fate however, had not forgotten the Southern Wastes...

Local tribesmen knew of these ancestral spirits lingering in their lands. Stories of former greatness and great treachery had been passed down through generations. And one day the time had come, and hatred and malice started seething out from the red rock shrines the tribesmen had carved out to honor the spirits. The tribesmen knew what they had to do. The stories had told them.

And so it came to pass, the Ancestral Spirits were reawakened, not by the bidding of Settra, but through the rituals of men - invoking the spirits' royal names amidst the haunting and hypnotic drones of their enchanted pipes.

First their shadows appeared, then blackened mists, then they took physical forms, and with them came the dead burried beneath them, and they walked forward, now thirsting for revenge, conquest, and Blood Bowl!
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Team Achievements
Season 82 Conf: Kills (5); Cas (26); Rushing yards (293)
Season 81 Prem: Cas (24); Fouls (33); Blocks/Cas (17.4)
Season 80 Conf: Kills (4); Fouls (25)
Season 79 Conf: Fouls (21)
Season 78 Prem: Kills (5)
Season 77 Conf: -
Season 76 Conf: -
Season 75 Regs: Cas (32); Blocks/Cas (10.2); SPP (130)
Season 74 Regs: Cas (26)

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*** Did you know...
The Blitz-ras of the Southern Wastes are reanimated Kangors.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm
  20 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 160k
(100+60)k
 
2
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
 
3
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
4
Tomb Guardian
4 6 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Stand Firm, Break Tackle
  34 1 0 0 19 8 79/176 230k
(100+130)k
 
6
Anointed Thrower
6 4 3 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Tackle, +AG, Block, +ST, Kick-Off Return, Leader
  68 6 62 0 7 5 Legend
231
240k
(70+170)k
 
7
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Grab
  27 0 3 0 9 2 37/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
8
Anointed Blitzer
6 4 2 8
Block, Regeneration
+ST
  6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 140k
(90+50)k
 
9
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  31 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  29 1 1 0 2 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Balle2000 Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:83 (37/20/26) |TD Diff:23 (100 - 77) |Cas Diff:94 (147/89/36 - 73/64/41)
Last Opponent: Harlequin Circus

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Southern Wastes Sacrificials Goblin1000k224/0/050k3 - 0940k112/0/160k17k
Haunted All-SortsHuman1030k151/1/040k2 - 0940k100/2/020k21k
Zagazig UnitedTomb Kings1160k121/0/160k1 - 01010k91/1/010k16k
Haunted All-SortsHuman1190k142/1/030k1 - 11160k110/1/030k16k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1310k81/0/010k0 - 11370k140/2/170k23k
North Cape CraysHalfling1190k216/1/170k0 - 01040k71/0/050k24k
Murine CultistsDark Elf1370k91/1/040k0 - 21310k140/1/060k25k
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1390k172/2/070k2 - 21650k161/0/120k29k
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1440k164/2/080k1 - 01460k163/1/130k31k
Trial o Puppies n Fluffy CandyOgre1430k134/0/020k0 - 31320k242/2/260k22k
Morning Breakfast CerealElven Union1230k306/2/150k2 - 11160k110/0/040k22k
Denizens of the DreamlandsChaos Renegades1400k231/4/180k2 - 01410k70/1/030k25k
Aattaallii LavaBulls (SWL)Chaos Dwarf1490k143/0/090k1 - 01300k110/3/030k30k
Lupine FiascoNecromantic Horror1440k80/0/070k1 - 11310k110/0/160k22k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1530k265/1/070k3 - 01400k50/0/040k29k
Singed Poor ScoundrelsGoblin1590k163/1/060k1 - 11040k143/1/150k27k
Cloud 11 StormbreakersAmazon1660k162/1/270k1 - 11580k151/1/160k35k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1660k122/0/070k1 - 01700k112/0/140k32k
Loec's LoggersWood Elf1670k123/0/050k0 - 21570k150/0/270k38k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1650k51/0/020k0 - 21620k191/2/140k35k
BravadoWood Elf1570k132/0/070k2 - 11780k100/0/040k34k
Morning Breakfast CerealElven Union1650k234/2/140k2 - 11490k110/0/020k24k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1560k110/0/080k2 - 11620k121/0/110k32k
Secret Wasteland LoveDark Elf1640k91/1/010k0 - 21640k120/0/050k29k
Port Royal PoachersDark Elf1630k100/1/120k0 - 11460k90/0/070k34k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1650k131/1/050k2 - 01610k50/0/030k31k
Haunted All-SortsHuman1710k101/0/050k1 - 21600k192/1/030k32k
BravadoWood Elf1550k161/1/160k2 - 01750k80/1/050k38k
Chrimean ChimeraNurgle1690k121/1/070k1 - 01600k70/0/140k34k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1620k101/0/070k1 - 01690k71/0/030k33k
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1740k182/0/170k2 - 11420k131/1/060k37k
BravadoWood Elf1760k122/0/180k1 - 11620k90/0/050k30k
Lab Rat ElysiumSkaven1730k70/1/020k0 - 11670k120/1/160k33k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1660k192/3/230k1 - 21890k214/3/040k38k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1710k121/1/030k1 - 11700k151/1/140k31k
Phoenix Academy Sharp ShootersHigh Elf1740k172/2/160k2 - 11610k110/0/060k28k
Leopold LeechesVampire1510k80/0/030k1 - 21440k150/1/050k26k
Amateur Professionals '78High Elf1330k122/0/170k1 - 21570k130/0/050k27k
Blood Crag StripesLizardmen1550k193/0/070k2 - 01800k70/1/060k35k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1530k80/1/060k1 - 11630k120/1/150k24k
More Food for ThawtChaos Chosen1590k112/1/050k0 - 11800k161/2/180k29k
BravadoWood Elf1350k90/1/160k0 - 11600k120/1/150k33k
Morning Breakfast CerealElven Union1520k213/2/050k2 - 01430k70/0/030k24k
Redgum's RationalistsChaos Renegades1690k70/0/140k0 - 11640k163/1/050k29k
Trondheim HammersNorse1690k192/1/130k2 - 11670k120/1/160k35k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1590k141/2/050k2 - 01640k50/0/050k30k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1770k211/3/170k2 - 11480k120/0/130k32k
Vittra VixensAmazon1750k102/0/020k1 - 11540k90/0/030k32k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1780k183/2/160k1 - 11510k80/0/050k39k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1670k112/0/060k1 - 11500k90/0/060k24k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1660k141/2/160k0 - 01580k90/1/150k32k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1690k100/1/150k1 - 21470k161/0/140k37k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1770k173/1/060k2 - 11390k120/2/070k32k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1780k142/2/140k0 - 21700k161/1/020k32k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1800k91/2/060k0 - 01600k90/3/070k32k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1540k192/2/060k2 - 01360k121/0/160k29k
Trondheim HammersNorse1640k122/2/060k1 - 21480k191/1/260k25k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1540k201/1/170k3 - 01430k70/0/010k22k
Flack Ork FlockersOrc1690k252/3/050k4 - 01440k50/0/030k35k
Blood Crag StripesLizardmen1720k122/0/120k1 - 21650k120/1/020k20k
Malice Renegades!Chaos Renegades1550k150/1/240k2 - 11840k101/0/020k30k
Bun DeadShambling Undead1710k172/0/160k2 - 11590k161/3/030k26k
Brockian Brown BanditsSkaven1430k163/2/070k1 - 11580k162/0/130k30k
BravadoWood Elf1750k141/2/050k1 - 21590k223/1/170k33k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1650k101/1/130k1 - 21510k130/0/050k27k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1640k151/1/080k2 - 01590k132/2/210k31k
Flack Ork FlockersOrc1710k122/0/030k1 - 11860k101/1/080k30k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1660k131/0/080k2 - 11230k100/1/010k30k
Lab Rat ElysiumSkaven1650k51/0/170k0 - 11540k121/0/160k39k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1440k100/1/030k1 - 11780k80/0/040k30k
Legends of AzerothOld World Alliance1520k123/0/250k1 - 01560k162/2/130k24k
Concussion ProtocolOgre1400k256/1/140k2 - 11260k122/0/110k28k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1410k91/1/010k0 - 11200k141/1/170k25k
Salute οf the JuggerChaos Renegade1320k120/2/180k1 - 01460k102/0/040k26k
Speeeeed KillzzzzHigh Elf1330k202/4/030k1 - 21550k192/0/180k29k
More Food for ThawtChaos Chosen1380k172/2/050k2 - 11780k181/2/220k30k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1390k152/1/120k1 - 11680k196/1/030k24k
Spite and MaliceDark Elf1460k101/1/060k1 - 11620k141/1/040k25k
Redgum's RepugnanceNurgle1480k121/1/030k1 - 11580k226/2/070k25k
Federated FowlersHuman1410k161/1/060k3 - 01340k80/1/030k23k
Skelligen SpoilersNorse1540k91/2/040k0 - 21760k233/2/180k32k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1540k112/2/040k0 - 11750k161/1/270k27k
Harlequin CircusElven Union1390k213/3/150k2 - 11610k90/0/030k32k