31 coaches online • Server time: 10:28
* * * Did you know? The number of matches played is 2984453.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Exempt teamsgoto Post 7s for fummbl?goto Post Secret League Americ...
TOP DEFINITION

pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.
1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
2
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
4
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Dodge
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 110k
(80+30)k
 
5
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
6
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block, Tackle
m 8 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 120k
(0)k
 
7
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step
  7 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
8
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Guard
  3 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 160k
(140+20)k
 
9
Skink Runner
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA
  8 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
11
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Side Step, Block
  8 1 5 0 0 0 16/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
12
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
13
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Saki Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1360k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (5/3/0) |TD Diff:9 (15 - 6) |Cas Diff:3 (4/4/2 - 3/3/1)
Last Opponent: Closet Full

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Soahc Frawd Chaos Dwarf950k182/0/160k3 - 0990k50/0/060k12k
ChorrusAmazon980k180/0/1110k2 - 01030k00/0/00k13k
PlacaslannsWood Elf1090k100/1/030k1 - 11010k121/0/020k10k
Kaiserslautern Killing ClubDark Elf1120k110/0/070k2 - 21120k140/1/020k18k
Mourge DolphinsShambling Undead1240k121/1/070k1 - 11330k101/0/030k22k
Les juges de la dreadShambling Undead1330k110/0/060k2 - 11290k121/1/060k17k
Icke's Biggest SecretsUnderworld Denizens1200k80/0/060k1 - 01300k50/0/060k29k
Closet FullTomb Kings1430k211/2/060k3 - 11530k120/1/150k32k