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From the deepest caves of Tapanui come the off spring of a lord Shad bolt.

The rolling plains of the southern most reaches of Oceania was meant to be perfect pasture land for the human travelers looking for a new start.

Little in the brochures pointed to the fact these hills were swarming with Squig of all size and ilk. The humans quickly hunted them to near extinction as they chased the bipeds around the land. A small enclave remained though with South paw farm taking the squigs in for experimental agility courses. Originally the idea was to use them to drive livestock. Unfortunately this was the last thing on their mind and they made quick meals of their human handlers and livestock.

An astute young mind realised that the squigs could only really be handled by a simpler mind. He enlisted the help of a goblin tribe and enslaved them to handle the beasts in a rolling circus of cruelty. The crowds were wowed but the revenue started to dry up. Watching Squig hoppers and whirling squigs defecating on Goblins is only entertaining for so long. Their master saw one chasing a football and wa la the South Paw stormers were turned into a traveling low league Bloodbowl side.

They haven't been naturals to the game but they certianily enjoy eating their opponents and own team.

Buckle in it is going to be a hell of a ride.

Every season the Pink slipper award is awarded to the Squig herder who does the most for services to sqig herding.

In their inaugural season this award goes to Jimmy White.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
2
Cave Squigs
6 4 3 8
Claw, Leap, No Hands, Really Stupid, Very Long Legs
  15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Mangler Squig
3 7 1 6
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
-av 22 0 0 0 17 5 59/76 200k
(120+80)k
 
4
Giant Cave Squig
4 5 1 9
Claw, Loner, No Hands, Really Stupid, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow
  24 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 160k
(110+50)k
 
5
Squig Hoppers
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, Side Step, Jump Up, Block
  26 3 6 0 4 5 54/76 190k
(100+90)k
 
6
Squig Hoppers
6 4 3 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Leap, Very Long Legs
Strip Ball, Dodge
  14 3 1 0 2 4 30/31 150k
(100+50)k
 
7
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
  26 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
9
Squig Gobba
1 5 1 9
Bombardier, Claw, Hail Mary Pass, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon
  23 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
10
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n 19 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Squig Herders
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Squig Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (0/1/25) |TD Diff:-53 (10 - 63) |Cas Diff:-35 (25/11/7 - 52/19/7)
Last Opponent: Half-cut

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Wet BlanketsNight Goblin1000k100/2/020k0 - 41100k190/1/070k16k
Frostgrinn Crag Crimson FrogsBig 'Uns980k101/0/060k1 - 21000k172/0/160k17k
Little Trouble in Big CathayCathay1020k101/1/050k0 - 21060k141/0/040k14k
[SL] Which Witch ElvesWitch Elf1080k90/0/030k1 - 41230k221/0/050k17k
Philly BayWitch Elf1100k151/1/230k0 - 3910k232/1/070k16k
Maximum SamuraiNorthern Nippon1140k80/0/060k1 - 2990k171/2/050k12k
Wet BlanketsNight Goblin1200k81/0/050k1 - 21220k235/0/180k17k
Dr. Ratpocalypse's MinionsClan Moulder1140k113/0/040k0 - 31250k160/0/150k12k
Mercenaries of the Dark WingsPirates of Sartosa1140k50/0/030k0 - 21670k173/0/070k16k
Maximum SamuraiNorthern Nippon1140k50/0/050k0 - 31400k182/0/080k22k
We're ScumDaemons of Nurgle1200k50/0/060k0 - 31520k201/1/170k18k
Patpong LadyboysKingdom of Ind1110k50/0/030k0 - 21380k161/0/070k22k
Superior SlaaneshSlaanesh1310k80/0/040k1 - 21320k172/0/020k16k
Grave RabbitsEthereal1190k92/1/010k0 - 31550k162/0/070k21k
Mоurkain KingsStrigoi1380k153/1/030k1 - 21210k110/0/060k22k
Delicious HeresyDaemons of Slaanesh1420k161/1/240k1 - 21200k161/0/060k17k
Front YardersGnome1420k153/1/250k0 - 11160k142/1/060k22k
Sheikh it offAraby1500k123/0/060k1 - 11150k131/1/070k23k
[SL] Olde Schoole CooleEstalia1500k71/0/030k0 - 51470k282/2/070k23k
Half-cutDryad1320k91/0/160k0 - 41500k234/0/080k25k
Brass Eyes SLNecrarch1630k111/0/020k1 - 21540k274/4/060k22k
Underhive VagabondsClan Skryre1160k121/0/020k1 - 21450k151/1/040k19k
Brass Eyes SLNecrarch1640k50/0/020k0 - 21650k203/1/170k22k
_The_Blimp_Valkyrie1510k91/1/020k0 - 11170k145/1/060k23k
Beards Beers and BikinisIronbreaker1350k50/0/070k0 - 21600k286/2/150k21k
Half-cutDryad1390k111/2/040k0 - 21720k150/1/180k27k