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Head Coach
Trickey

Stadium
Area 48 West Taieri

Team Colours
Vomit yellow and the fluorescent flicker of a light bulb.






'Did you know that the Vampire Lord of the Far Southern stretches of the Deserted isles granted the locals free reign in experimental animal husbandry and use of a potent strain of nurgles rot. These experiments where hidden deep in the south medical research facilities.

The Guards though got bored of their watch and spent there time tossing around a foot ball in the yard. One day a lofted pass went too far and fell into one of the larger hidden paddocks. The guard quickly hopped the fence to pluck the ball up only to see a new lease of life in one of the cow like beasts. The young beast charged over and impaled the guard on his horns before chewing on the ball . The other guards thought it best to leave the ball in the paddock.

Over the next months these abominations started to show more interest n the ball firstly just using it to smash the weaker creatures in the paddock, much to their malicious pleasure.

Eventually though the beasts started showing some talent lofting the ball to each other and barging around. One of the guards had an idea. Why not introduce these misfits to the local bb league. Using Chopped liver he tempted them into the back of a wagon and locked them in there. How will this unlikely brood get on who knows.....




History




The Dirk?!
"Is this At The Mercy of Chaos' season in this pundits opinion no!" (Chalky Dirkmeisters unbiased opinion)....

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Stand Firm, Guard, Break Tackle
  20 0 0 0 7 5 39/51 200k
(140+60)k
 
2
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
m 9 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(0)k
 
3
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Claw, Dodge
  17 2 2 0 2 3 27/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
4
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Extra Arms, Wrestle, Tackle
  20 11 3 0 2 2 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
5
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
6
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Side Step
  13 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 140k
(110+30)k
 
8
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
n, m 9 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(0)k
 
9
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Wrestle
  19 2 0 0 3 0 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Rotter
4 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-ma 18 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  8 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
13
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1330k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1410k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:20 (2/3/15) |TD Diff:-26 (16 - 42) |Cas Diff:4 (19/10/4 - 5/14/10)
Last Opponent: Hogwash Swashbucklers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Black Rock bad guysChaos Dwarf1000k120/0/040k2 - 11220k140/2/060k26k
Ripper's OrcestraOrc980k90/0/040k1 - 21230k140/1/020k32k
Krikgaz KlawzOrc1000k121/0/030k1 - 11460k120/0/140k22k
Moot MarvelsHalfling1010k162/2/050k1 - 21000k130/1/050k29k
Undercity UnlikeablesSkaven1040k151/1/120k1 - 31120k170/0/060k21k
Injury Time!!!High Elf1160k142/0/010k1 - 42480k180/0/080k33k
Necropolis Nightmares`Shambling Undead1080k90/0/080k1 - 11110k90/0/040k26k
Counties CocksuresElven Union1240k181/2/120k1 - 31340k181/0/070k23k
Kobolds Bit My BabyVampire1260k121/1/030k1 - 21230k130/1/020k24k
Deadio Drunkio DwarvoChaos Dwarf1300k102/0/040k0 - 21200k150/1/170k24k
C Darky mon KikiDark Elf1250k71/0/130k0 - 31370k140/0/060k25k
Sheargrove HarriersWood Elf1260k143/1/050k0 - 11270k130/1/120k26k
Da FreebootazOrc1210k90/0/030k1 - 11300k100/0/140k29k
World's Edge HornetsChaos Chosen1220k100/0/040k1 - 21000k130/1/050k25k
Mixed MassagersChaos Renegade1220k151/0/060k2 - 11090k130/1/160k18k
Crookback MountainratsSkaven1210k140/1/120k1 - 31360k220/1/120k28k
Cult of the Purple LilyAmazon1230k50/0/040k0 - 21000k201/1/270k20k
von Munte MuntersShambling Undead1320k90/0/050k1 - 21470k151/1/070k23k
Putrid Choir bb16Nurgle1290k113/0/050k0 - 31550k202/0/140k28k
Hogwash SwashbucklersElven Union1350k121/2/040k0 - 31130k230/2/170k17k