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Larry Vaughn's Love Spawn
Roster [L] Sons of Stromfels



Head Coach
Trickey

Stadium
The Catacombs of Invercargil, The deep South

Team Colours
Diluted Crimson and Salt.










Larry Vaunghan's Love Spawn

Roll up Roll up come to the Palace of Glittering Delights the jewel of the Northern peninsular of the deserted Isles. Mayor of Slipper Island cooly invites all comers to this exclusive resort. "Come along and leave some of your troubles behind." Unfortunately those troubles are mostly limbs and other appendages. Slipper Island is a haven for the sons of Stormfel (Not my sons Larry repeatedly says), the island is served by the skittish looking populace who are hell bent on appeasing the massive beasts.

After continuous bad reviews, especially after the disappearance of a whole band of Norse Dwarf workers sent to do some basic maintenance. Larry changed his tack and thought he would simply embrace the beasts (Careful Larry), though they aint his. He decided it would be a great turn to run them as a Blood bowl team and it is becoming popular with the spectators rather than the opposition and cultist.



History

The Sharks surface in the Tentacle Smack and give Shatners Basoon a hell of a fright cruising into the Semi's. They take on Half cut but it proves more bark than they can bite and they sail back short of there first Smack but with a few snacks.

After a memorable season in season III of Osbbl the Sharks have a unceremonious end to the season due to Silky refusing to use enough elf in the Chum buckets he promised to provide. This lead to the Sea Life matters movement as the sea folk refused to take the pitch for the Mullet play off.

The Love Spawn resurface for the Season 4 Sucker cup taking on Banda Sagrada de Magritta. A tight 1-0 loss sees the Stormfel thinking about a return to the full league as Hooper chews on Helmut Wulf you can hear him saying "I think I have a taste for this game again".

Remember Them!


Michael Brody despite losing his leg to meadows on Debut in the Smack, the peg he was give helped him hobble in for a score and also gave him a new kicking game. Some horrible drunk dryad decided to liberate the wood though.

There is Blood in the water!




Those that didn't learn:













And Helmut wulf eaten by Hooper




Fave food at the moment Skeletons/Brody Children

One Vamp hid in the Ko'd box till they left this is an approved survival method.


Meadows Fresh Meat



The Poetry of Meadows:
I floated Lonely as a trout
and in my mind there was nowt.

I am a minnow,
I am a minnow,
I am a minnow,
I swim with the Whales,
And eat Water Snails...

UNION CHANT-Composed by Meadows

We want Chum!
We want Chum!
We want Chum,
With more elf bum!!

If you are free come swim in the sea

#YouCantCageAShark
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brody
Sons of Stromfel
4 5 1 9
Blood Lust, Claw, Frenzy
Guard, Pro, Block
 -ag 22 0 0 0 7 5 39/51 190k
(110+80)k
  
2
Hooper
Sons of Stromfel
4 6 2 9
Blood Lust, Claw, Frenzy
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
 n 21 0 1 0 12 5 52/76 230k
(110+120)k
  
3
Quint
Sons of Stromfel
4 5 2 9
Blood Lust, Claw, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
 n 22 0 1 0 17 1 42/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
4
Meadows
Sons of Stromfel
5 5 2 9
Blood Lust, Claw, Frenzy
Block, +MA, Mighty Blow
   23 0 1 0 6 4 35/51 190k
(110+80)k
  
5
Chrissie Backlinie
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7
Tackle
   20 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
The Understudy to the understudy
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7
Block
   14 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Sean Brody
Pirate Cultist
6 3 4 6
+AG
 n, -av 20 4 2 0 0 1 15/16 80k
(40+40)k
  
8
G. Thomas Dunlop
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Jack Tate
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Philip FitzRoyce
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
 n 6 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Murray Hamilton
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Boom Operator
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Kelly Ann Bukowski
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Mrs Taft
Pirate Cultist
7 3 3 7
+MA, Strip Ball
   19 3 2 1 2 1 20/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
15
Hoagie Newcombe
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3 7   18 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (3/0/20) |TD Diff:-35 (16 - 51) |Cas Diff:-7 (30/20/7 - 38/17/9)
Last Opponent: Tallahassee Rattlers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Shatner's BassoonTzeentch970k131/0/070k2 - 0980k70/1/030k17k
Half-cutDryad1010k71/1/030k0 - 31170k222/1/140k22k
Brass Eyes SLNecrarch1010k111/2/110k0 - 31110k212/1/070k23k
Mоurkain KingsStrigoi1100k60/0/040k0 - 21180k130/1/050k16k
Underhive VagabondsClan Skryre1090k190/2/070k3 - 11170k81/0/050k18k
Gaen Vale GriffonsAvelorn1300k110/0/120k1 - 21550k170/0/170k26k
DSRClan Eshin1290k122/0/060k0 - 31210k190/0/130k18k
fe fi fo fumGiant1350k143/1/070k1 - 21290k193/1/060k18k
Gunboat, DiplomacySea Elf1300k132/0/020k1 - 41330k231/0/190k18k
Stinkfinger AllstarsHobgoblin1320k100/2/020k1 - 21400k153/1/070k18k
Maximum SamuraiNorthern Nippon1300k112/1/030k0 - 11790k123/1/070k15k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1400k132/1/140k0 - 11220k143/0/180k23k
Taller OrderForest Halfling1460k121/2/050k0 - 21120k151/0/070k19k
Rattus InvictusClan Mors1470k90/0/260k0 - 31520k264/1/160k26k
Siren SongNecrarch1490k141/1/020k1 - 41580k210/1/070k24k
_The_Blimp_Valkyrie1510k163/0/130k1 - 21510k142/1/040k25k
Cheese Eating Blender MonkeesClan Moulder1550k181/2/070k2 - 11790k223/4/020k20k
DSRClan Eshin1200k131/1/050k1 - 41740k241/0/170k31k
Rattus InvictusClan Mors1540k101/0/020k1 - 21640k203/0/170k23k
PutridProudClan Pestilens1620k71/1/010k0 - 21680k151/1/090k25k
Slaaneshi ThunderSlaanesh1600k173/0/140k1 - 41640k241/2/040k24k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1430k100/2/060k0 - 21760k142/0/080k25k
Tallahassee RattlersSnakemen1770k164/1/040k0 - 11670k142/0/130k24k