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Head Coach
Agostinho Rodrigues

Stadium
Griffith Park, Tapanui basin

Team Colours
Electro pink and Flurid blue.






Troutmask Replica




My smile is stuck
I cannot go back to your Frownland

My spirit's made up of the ocean
And the sky and the sun and the moon
And all my eyes can see
I cannot go back to your land of gloom
Where black jagged shadows
Remind me of the coming of your doom
I want my own land

Take my hand and come with me
It's not too late for you if it's not too late for me
To find my homeland
Where a man can stand by another man
Without an ego flying
With no man lying
And no one dying by an earthly hand
Let the devils burn and the beggar learn
And the little girls that live in those old worlds
Take my kind hand

My smile is stuck
I cannot go back to your Frownland





History


Artist image of Vilet



Don Glen Vliet a wandering minstrel of renown in the Deserted Isles toured the deepest south, there he became so enchanted by the Ocean he sung a continuous sweet lament to the ocean. Many believe this was influenced by the fungus found around the area. His song was like a siren call for the Nautican's dwelling of the coast and they approached the beach in droves.

The Ingimbrites transformed their form into various and funky shafts of light, the Crester grooved like shiny beasts. And the Crabs entered a Bongo fury. This lasted hours upon hours.

Of course the locals were alarmed and relevant authority were called. Some what baffled by the whole situation and prude in nature the local sheriff saw no way of stopping the bizarre affair. He decided simply to cut it off at the neck and hastily strung up the bard. The Nautican crowd simply watching not understanding what was happening. They stayed on the beach seemingly waiting for the music to restart. Over the years they shuffled slightly but there was not much movement. A local blood bowl team, The Brickyard Bombardiers, decided to use the beach to train. The cresters became quite interested.

One Brave Crester known as the the Spotlight Kid burst into there practice stealing the ball and ripping in and out between the hapless blocks thrown by the team. Until Star blitzer Thrust "The Back Breaker" Tigerworth got a hold of the kid and took the life out of him. A brief while later and a full game was organised. The Nauticans were soundly thrashed by the experience human side but this did nothing but to ignite their love for the game despite the Bombadiers wearing the faces of the dead Cresters.

The local fans of the south love the squad and regularly turn up in fish masks. One of these fans, Agostinho Rodrigues, taking pity on the poor fish folk and started making Replica's of these faces trying to stop the now sport of mug a Crester and take his face.

Agostinho Rodrigues as well as merchandising has ended up with the job of "managing" and "coaching" the side who he simply name Troutmask replica mostly in a vain attempt to continue to support his philanthropic approach to looking after the squad.

Agostinho Rodrigues hastily scrawled a deal with local plutocrat of the land Silky for the squad to play in the Oceania Secret Blood Bowl League hoping to shift more units.




Remember Them!




The fate of the deep how we fare







Safe as Milk



Our legends


Crabs life










New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Giant Crab
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Bone-head, Claw, Side Step, Throw Team-Mate
Block
  3 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 170k
(140+30)k
 
3
Ignimbrite
4 2 2 9
Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm
Guard, Block
n, m 26 0 0 0 1 5 27/31 90k
(0)k
 
4
Ignimbrite
4 2 2 9
Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
  27 0 1 0 7 3 32/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
5
Crester
8 2 4 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, +AG, +MA
  25 3 10 0 2 2 47/51 150k
(60+90)k
 
6
Crester
7 2 4 6
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, +AG
-av 25 0 5 0 0 3 30/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
7
Crester
7 2 3 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
8
Crester
7 2 3 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Crester
6 2 3 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint, Side Step
n, -ma 24 0 6 0 0 2 28/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
10
Ignimbrite
4 2 2 9
Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm
Block
  27 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
11
Crester
7 2 3 6
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-av 14 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Ignimbrite
4 2 2 9
Dauntless, Jump Up, Regeneration, Stand Firm
  22 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Crester
7 2 3 6
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, -av 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Crester
7 2 3 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
15
Crester
7 2 3 7
Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(0)k
 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Trickey Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Nautican Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1330k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (5/5/17) |TD Diff:-22 (32 - 54) |Cas Diff:-43 (32/7/2 - 53/22/9)
Last Opponent: Delicious Heresy

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Underhive VagabondsClan Skryre1000k80/0/010k1 - 2920k141/1/060k21k
Front YardersGnome1000k110/0/050k2 - 2980k131/0/060k17k
[SL] Olde Schoole CooleEstalia1030k80/0/050k1 - 21070k141/0/030k19k
Enter The ÐragonBlood Dragon1010k110/0/020k2 - 11070k111/0/060k17k
UnbuildersOgre Kingdom1040k164/0/050k1 - 01100k71/0/040k17k
Green_For_The_Green_God!Savage Orc1070k80/0/040k1 - 21010k214/1/070k22k
Arc KnightsGnome1150k71/0/070k0 - 31320k264/1/170k27k
[SL] Down Unda ThundaSquig1160k143/0/050k1 - 11200k214/1/140k27k
Drop KicksLumbria1160k111/0/030k1 - 21040k110/0/030k19k
_The_Blimp_Valkyrie1260k80/0/020k1 - 21030k233/2/140k20k
Shhhh its a secretForest Goblin1230k173/1/090k2 - 11230k141/1/110k27k
Green_For_The_Green_God!Savage Orc1240k80/0/060k1 - 21410k131/0/040k24k
Front YardersGnome1360k211/1/070k4 - 01240k50/0/010k24k
Beards Beers and BikinisIronbreaker1420k223/0/130k3 - 21540k161/0/130k27k
Trembling Tree-huggersKurnous1390k100/1/050k1 - 51320k271/2/060k27k
DSRClan Eshin1340k122/0/020k1 - 31640k182/0/050k34k
Little Trouble in Big CathayCathay1450k90/0/010k1 - 21230k171/2/040k30k
PutridProudClan Pestilens1330k162/1/150k2 - 21340k141/0/050k29k
Gaen Vale GriffonsAvelorn1550k92/0/050k0 - 21810k202/2/080k39k
Tallahassee RattlersSnakemen1530k111/0/050k1 - 11360k132/0/140k23k
DSRClan Eshin1620k202/2/050k2 - 21700k182/1/040k36k
SisterwivesSisters of Sigmar1300k71/0/040k0 - 21550k171/1/040k36k
Banda Sagrada de MagrittaMyrmidia1650k101/0/020k1 - 31280k162/0/050k31k
Cheese Eating Blender MonkeesClan Moulder1700k123/1/060k1 - 21780k336/3/270k25k
Their Mothers Love 'EmHung1240k50/0/020k0 - 21650k217/2/180k21k
Gunboat, DiplomacySea Elf1370k50/0/050k0 - 31890k193/0/040k35k
Delicious HeresyDaemons of Slaanesh1390k122/0/020k1 - 31890k190/2/080k33k