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Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe
Retired [L] SLICC Spawn of Chaos



Coach:
Lady Razbury

Chef:
Angus MacButterbuns

Race:
Spa-N


A

nd so it was, those forsaken by the lords of chaos were tossed together. Without instructions or leadership, or indeed without true comprehension of written language, they sought that which they were suppose to accomplish. With only the scrap of one scroll they read that they were the
SPA⚺N ⚻⚵ C⚹AOS

"What am 'SPA'?" asked Garrgyr.
"When am lunch?" asked Vhekk.
"What mean Cccaaaooo...?" started Garphas.

"CAKE!" exclaimed Vhekk, who'd missed breakfast.

Forgotten by the chaos lords of this world, they reached out to an older force. Azathoth is still chuckling somewhere in his realm of chaos, for when these knuckleheads contacted him, he fronted the cash for their shop.

"Oh, and you'll surely want to organize a shoppe Blood Bowl team," suggested the unbelievably ancient power with a laugh before cutting communication.

<7 Sept 2020 2:02 PM EDT> The_Carthaginian: One freshly-baked Royal Pardon is received at Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe. @razmus
Used 10 Dec 2020 to get back to the Pirate Isle for Season Three.
<9 Dec 2020 9:47 AM EST> The_Carthaginian: Azazoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe receives a second pardon!
<5 May 2021 1:15 PM EST> razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 320k gold.
<13 June 2021 3:22 AM> The_Carthaginian: @razmus - Azazoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe, ever the regents' favourites, win a Royal Pardon!


SeasonRecordNotes
S1: Pirate Isle2-1-24th of 8. Earned slot in SSICS
S1: SSICS1-1-1Won pardon in lottery.
S1: Friendlies1-0-0
S2: Pirate Isle2-0-3Just avoiding relegation
S2: SSICS1-0-2
S3: Pirate Isle2-2-1Roster changes! Grandfathered to start.
S3: Conference Cup1-0-1
S4: Desert Fiefdoms1-0-1Sub in late, stumbled around drunk.
S4: SSICS1-1-1
S5: Golden City2-1-0+2 forfeit wins
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NamePriceMASTAGAVSkills
Sinnfel Viletouch110k6338Loner, Sure Hands, Tentacles, Foul Appearance
Archduke Lexthor170k6438Loner, Kick-Off Return, Nerves Of Steel, Catch
Mhor 'Deathnado' Bloodspawn180k6629Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Sure Feet, Loner, Stand Firm
The Doom Twins240k5439Loner, Claw, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Horns, Big Hand
Whotamesh240k4429Horns, Foul Appearance, Block, Thick Skull, Loner, Frenzy, Tentacles, Prehensile Tail
Phrallax The Cursed290k6519Loner, Claw, Frenzy, Bone-head, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Extra Arms, Foul Appearance, Break Tackle
Lord Drodrak The Pillager300k5539Loner, Block, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
Norg 'gn' Cthorg400k65310Loner, Tentacles, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Throw Team-Mate

NSL template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drikod Hornblower
Spawn of Khorne I
4 5 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles, Foul Appearance
   31 0 0 0 27 5 79/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
2
Manbawn Early
Spawn of Khorne II
4 5 3 7
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
 -av 30 0 1 0 8 4 39/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
3
Erebus Nornebane
Forsaken of Khorne III
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   26 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
4
Deuri Wulfwistle
Forsaken of Khorne IV
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, +ST
   28 0 0 0 12 3 39/ 150k
(60+90)k
  
5
Zahr the Innumerate
Forsaken of Nurgle V
5 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block, Tackle, Horns
 -ma 30 0 3 0 1 4 31/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Vhekk Still Dizzy
Forsaken of Nurgle VI
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block
   25 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
8
Krovavyy Besporyadok
Forsaken of Nurgle VIII
6 3 3 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance
Block
   15 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Pramvrutya
Forsaken of Slaanesh IX
6 3 3 8
Prehensile Tail
Block
   32 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
10
Chizhitsish
Spawn of Slaanesh X
4 6 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
+ST, Mighty Blow
 n 29 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
11
Rulezzail
Spawn of Slaanesh XI
4 5 2 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block
 -ag 30 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(60+30)k
  
12
Vitriss Hiddenstroke
Forsaken of Slaanesh XII
5 4 3 8
Prehensile Tail
+ST, Block
 -ma 5 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
13
Garrgyr Funginail
Spawn of Tzeentch XIII
4 5 3 8
Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands
Block, Pro, Dodge
   32 2 8 0 5 1 41/ 150k
(60+90)k
  
14
Aekaloch Hextongue
Forsaken of Tzeentch XIV
6 3 3 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Turrel Crackscrap
Forsaken of Tzeentch XV
7 3 4 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
Block, +AG, Sure Hands, +MA
   17 3 14 0 2 1 54/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
16
Mylor'li-Koras Skywing
Forsaken of Tzeentch XVI
6 3 3 8
Big Hand, Extra Arms
   9 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: SLICC Spawn of Chaos Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (14/6/12) |TD Diff:0 (36 - 36) |Cas Diff:31 (48/28/9 - 27/21/6)
Last Opponent: Ceilwynchyr's Covenant

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Restless RowersSLICC Undead Pirates950k111/0/040k1 - 2990k152/0/090k13k
Ceilwynchyr's CovenantSLICC Black Ark1040k81/2/030k0 - 11020k110/1/040k16k
Pale Zar's HarbingersSLICC Kurgan1070k131/1/020k1 - 11090k110/0/130k20k
Pale Zar's HarbingersSLICC Kurgan1100k113/1/050k2 - 11120k132/0/060k20k
Bloodslick BrotherhoodSLICC Khorne1140k101/0/060k1 - 01190k91/0/120k23k
Bel Aliad PalmsSLICC Dryad1170k101/0/040k1 - 01250k71/0/030k19k
Congregation of the Holy BootSLICC Malal1270k123/0/040k1 - 21370k161/2/060k27k
Black Lotus Trading CompanySLICC Cathay1230k133/0/070k1 - 11350k101/0/050k22k
Blacktail BerserkersSLICC Clan Mors1370k110/0/070k2 - 01360k71/0/020k19k
Sartosa PufflefishSLICC Pirates of Sartosa1400k123/1/020k0 - 21230k130/1/050k18k
Bloodslick BrotherhoodSLICC Khorne1310k91/0/120k0 - 11510k101/0/050k23k
Shape HuntersSLICC Elemental - Earth1440k172/1/050k2 - 11360k162/1/050k23k
Rank RaidersSLICC Savage Orc1470k100/1/170k0 - 31300k141/0/070k30k
Congregation of the Holy BootSLICC Malal1460k140/1/070k2 - 11480k131/3/030k25k
Ceilwynchyr's CovenantSLICC Black Ark1330k131/0/040k2 - 11380k100/1/050k22k
Scouring TidesSLICC Elemental - Water1480k101/1/060k0 - 21590k191/1/280k29k
Blacktail BerserkersSLICC Clan Mors1410k50/1/060k0 - 21590k150/3/030k25k
Coastal Ghosts of AlbionSLICC Ethereal1220k50/0/050k0 - 11470k80/0/060k26k
Shape HuntersSLICC Elemental - Earth1560k304/2/280k3 - 01570k71/0/060k27k
Golden City GladiatorsSLICC Khainite Assassins1570k162/1/170k1 - 11500k90/0/080k34k
Orion's OcelotsSLICC Kurnous1620k51/0/020k0 - 01850k102/0/080k25k
Ceilwynchyr's CovenantSLICC Black Ark1630k120/0/060k2 - 11420k121/1/050k29k
Religious NutsSLICC Sisters of Sigmar1560k141/3/070k1 - 01830k131/3/060k28k
Coastal Ghosts of AlbionSLICC Ethereal1430k254/0/350k2 - 31640k171/0/050k32k
Minoan BullsSLICC Minotaur1760k181/1/020k3 - 01710k102/0/070k28k
Gharb al-AndalusSLICC Araby1810k110/1/140k0 - 21490k151/1/060k33k
Magenta LimbsSLICC Daemons of Nurgle1790k193/2/040k1 - 01890k51/0/060k26k
[SLICC] Transnatyonal HTSLICC Sylvania Pact1900k82/0/020k0 - 21380k151/1/020k32k
Gharb al-AndalusSLICC Araby1810k192/3/060k2 - 21570k131/0/040k29k
Dignity CongregationSLICC Daemons of Khorne1980k191/2/070k2 - 11880k120/1/120k33k
Servants of the Crimson DjinnSLICC Tzeentch1790k142/1/080k1 - 11830k120/1/130k28k
Ceilwynchyr's CovenantSLICC Black Ark1810k213/2/080k2 - 11630k90/0/030k26k