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Knok Knok, Ooze Dare
Retired [B] Snotling

Source of "jokes"

Format:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
[Player name]
[Player name] who?
[Bio contains the punchline]

I will try and make this clearer if I can...

:P

Top 25 List Oldest Player
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alex
Pump Wagon
4 5 1 9
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Annie
Pump Wagon
4 5 1 9
Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Guard
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
3
Lena
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Quiche
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   6 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
5
Wa
Fungus Flinga
5 1 3 5
Bombardier, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
6
Adore
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet
   5 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
7
I am
Stilty Runna
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Hands
   6 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
8
A Leaf
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Hike
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
 n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
A Little Old Lady
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Ice Cream Soda
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   6 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
12
Europe
Fun-hoppa
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Very Long Legs
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0)k
  
13
Hawaii
Stilty Runna
6 1 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Double
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Banana
Snotling
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Dalfort Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/1/4) |TD Diff:-7 (3 - 10) |Cas Diff:-9 (9/7/1 - 18/6/2)
Last Opponent: BO_nanetti
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-170k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-5.0   2.0   1.0-70k
Human10/0/10.0-3.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-130k
Old World Alliance10/0/10.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Snotling10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   2.0   0.0-40k
Total61/1/40.5-1.71.5   1.2   0.2-3.0   1.0   0.3-112k