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Artists in Anguish
Retired [X2] Orc

These bitter poets and artists have been born into this world as orcs and goblins -
not finding the words or expression to express their agony and pain in any other way then on the blood soaked pitch.

Bring us pain and death - we revel in it.
Bring us defeat and humiliation - it will only greaten our anguish.

We are Artists in Anguish and if you don´t kill us, we will do it ourselves.

Anguish


Anguish, anguish is my heritage,
the wound of my throat,
the cry of my heart in the world.
Now the lathered sky congeals
in the coarse hand of night;
now the forests
and the rigid heights
rise barrenly against
the dwarfed vault of the sky.
How hard everything is,
how stiffened, black and silent!


I grope about this darkened room,
I feel the sharp edge of the cliff against my finger.
I tear my sore and aching hands
on the hills and darkened woods,
on the black iron of sky
and on the cold earth!


Anguish, anguish is my heritage,
the wound of my throat,
the cry of my heart in the world.


P. Lagerkvist
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stig Dagerman
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   22 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 100k
(100)k
  
2
Ernest Hemingway
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   22 0 0 0 5 3 25/ 120k
(128)k
  
3
Vincent van Gogh
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   22 0 2 2 2 1 19/ 120k
(123)k
  
4
Nils Ferlin II
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Hart Crane
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   21 2 3 0 3 2 27/ 120k
(133)k
  
7
H.C. Andersen
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard
   16 3 6 0 10 0 41/ 160k
(160)k
  
8
Robert E. Howard
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
9
Ingmar Bergman
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Accurate, Block
 n 22 21 2 0 0 2 37/ 150k
(138)k
  
10
Karin Boye
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Guard, Block
 m 21 4 1 0 1 3 24/ 120k
(0)k
  
11
Pär Lagerkvist
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
   22 0 2 1 0 1 13/ 80k
(80)k
  
13
Dan Andersson
Lineman
5 3 4 9
+AG, Block, Dirty Player
   22 8 3 0 0 3 32/ 130k
(148)k
  
15
Edvard Munch
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard
   20 0 0 0 11 1 27/ 150k
(122)k
  
16
Tomas Tranströmer
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Catch
   22 0 3 0 1 3 26/ 90k
(115)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Hank Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (15/1/6) |TD Diff:17 (33 - 16) |Cas Diff:19 (24/14/11 - 16/8/6)
Last Opponent: Clan Ardwyrm
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Vampire22/0/02.5-0.00.0   1.5   1.5-0.5   0.5   0.065k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.090k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Pact10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0210k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Dwarf44/0/01.8-0.52.8   0.3   0.8-0.3   0.5   0.5-3k
High Elf10/0/12.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Human11/0/04.0-0.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   1.060k
Norse22/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.5-215k
Ogre32/0/11.0-1.00.3   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.3   0.3-57k
Orc10/0/10.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Tomb Kings11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Total2215/1/61.5-0.71.1   0.6   0.5-0.7   0.4   0.3-27k