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Stolberg Strullers
Roster [X] Dark Elf

"What the hell is wrong with you guys!?!" , is the sentence the coach kept saying over and over again watching his players move around on the pitch. The game seemed to combine a ballhandling worthy of being called "Khemrian Style" as well as "halfling-like" missblocking. The gods of luck sure were seeming to be having a great time cursing these players and laughing at the coach, who got more and more aggrevated with his team each game. A lot of players still in their younger years were sorted out to become assistant coaches... to somewhat lessen the strong burden weighing on their coaches shoulders.
The fans haven´t really been decreasing, but they seem to have been taking a different stance: they obviously watch their team´s game through the eyes of a person enjoying good comedy. "The material is ok, but they all play as rookies..." is what most of the opposing coaches think. Their streak hasn´t been improving (being a sensational 1-2-10 at the moment!), and the coach has only been seen heavily drunk at the side of the pitch during the recent games... is this because he already has nearly resigned? Or just to calm down his voice when talking to his players?
Anyway... be sure to see their next game. It is bound to be a laugh!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thumbkin
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Leader, Block
   22 2 3 0 2 3 30/31 120k
(115)k
  
2
Pushkin Red
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Block, +ST
   22 2 1 0 1 2 17/31 140k
(163)k
  
3
Kevin Keane
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Diving Tackle
   22 3 3 0 2 2 26/31 110k
(115)k
  
4
Kasaha the Keen
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
 n 21 6 0 0 5 2 26/31 110k
(96)k
  
5
Klipklapper Storch
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block
Dodge
 -av 11 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 120k
(128)k
  
6
Wilhelm Wunderwurf
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Dump Off, Dodge
   8 13 0 0 0 1 18/31 130k
(133)k
  
7
Hefe Zopf
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   21 2 1 0 1 1 12/16 90k
(90)k
  
8
Socka Stopf
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   22 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(90)k
  
9
Koch Topf
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   22 2 0 0 1 1 9/16 90k
(90)k
  
10
Ahars Pfropf
Lineman
6 3 4 8   22 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70)k
  
11
Will Nemme
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle
 -ma, m 22 3 1 0 8 3 37/51 130k
(0)k
  
12
Huepf Hopf
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   20 2 2 0 4 0 16/31 110k
(125)k
  
13
Keen Spleen
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Dodge, +MA
 n 18 1 7 0 3 2 38/51 190k
(165)k
  
14
Tanga Tanja
Witch Elf
8 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA
   3 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 140k
(155)k
  
15
Papper Lapap
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
 -ma 13 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 140k
(140)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: gandh0r Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (4/5/13) |TD Diff:-17 (26 - 43) |Cas Diff:13 (21/4/7 - 9/6/4)
Last Opponent: Zena SFM
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-20k
Chaos Chosen30/0/30.0-1.30.0   0.0   0.0-0.7   0.3   0.0-27k
Norse20/0/20.5-2.00.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Dark Elf20/0/20.5-2.50.0   0.0   0.5-1.5   0.0   0.0115k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-50k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-4.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
High Elf52/3/02.6-1.82.2   0.0   0.0-0.4   0.2   0.090k
Human10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.060k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   1.0100k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Wood Elf30/1/21.0-2.30.7   0.3   0.7-0.7   0.0   0.0-7k
Total224/5/131.2-2.01.0   0.2   0.3-0.4   0.3   0.228k