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Da Kids
Roster [C] Vampire

You see, the kids aren't really vampires at all, but talking, intelligent (Well, not really) dinosaurs (Tyrannosaurus rexes to be exact). If your first thought was "This makes no sense," then you were spot on. However, it will all make slightly more sense if you read The Kids: the one with the goldfish, by Rosie Pace, a best selling children's book. If you haven't read this amazing story, than you definitely should. Any way, after an embarrassing incident involving a goldfish, a DINASAURMAN™ action figure, and a toilet, Bert and the famous CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY, taking their brothers with them, deemed it best to escape with their lives to the distant land of Mexico. Thanks to CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY's unmatchable grasp of geography, the kids took a wrong turn in their stolen plumbers' truck and ended up in the wide world of Fantasy Football. Of course the kids soon realized their mistake, and Bert's first comment was "I thought the Mexicans wore funny 'ats or somfin". Of course, CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY is still to this day completely convinced of his accuracy and believes that the World of Warhammer is in fact Mexico. In fact, he annoys the locals by referring to them all as Mexicans. Since none of the kids really knew what Mexico was supposed to look like anyway, no one could prove him wrong (except maybe his brother, Henry, but that's not important). However, the kids soon discovered the best thing since the latest DINASAURMAN™ movie: Blood bowl. It was just what the kids had always wanted. Random violence, prolific cheating, and mid-game snacks: what the kids had practiced in soccer games at home anyway. After the kids pawned the plumbing truck for a few million gold pieces, they managed to buy their way into the blood bowl industry. Thanks to CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY's stunning charisma (and a few thousand gold pieces) the inspector didn't fail them immediately. He agreed to see them again after they had more than five players, a few rerolls, and another bribe. The kids posted a notice. "Players wanted. Low salary, poor treatment, free lunch, no questions asked" Soon enough, a few random rubes, ex-blood bowl players, and the village idiot agreed to the proposition. The kids' first game went south. It was against florisfixerman's lizardmen. CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY using his famous guessing skills, predicted the coin toss: heads. Unfortunately, due to some fluke, the coin turned up tails. CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY felt that it was his duty to report the double tailed coin. Unfortunately, the accused coin was found to be without fault. CHUCK THE BOLD: KID OF DESTINY took matters into his own hands. As the lizards set up in their half, they were astonished to find the kids setting up alongside them. When the whistle blew, the kids were off. Ernie was half down the field with the ball by the time the ref managed to restore order and get the wayward kids back to their own half. In the end, the game was called off due to general disorder. What more exciting adventures will the kids encounter on the blood bowl field?? Find out soon on this page!


A few skills that the kids have need explaining. Bloodlust is explained by the simple fact that even small and civilized dinosaurs eat humans. Hypnotic gaze is a variety of simple but dirty tricks, the oldest in the book. You see, the inhabitants of the Warhammer world had never heard the classics such as "Your shoe's untied" or "Look! the Goodyear blimp!", so the kids had no trouble confusing enemy players until they gain their wits enough to punch the unfortunate hypnotists. Regenerate is simply the well-known to parents theory that kids are tough and rubbery and can recover from almost anything.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mr. Mustache
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Pro
 n 13 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
3
Chuck the Bold "Kid of Destiny"
Vampire Thrower
6 4 2+ 2+ 9+
Bloodlust, Hypnotic Gaze, Pass, Regeneration
Dodge, Block
   16 16 3 0 3 1 21/24 150k
(110+40)k
  
5
Henry
Vampire Runner
8 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Bloodlust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
6
Ernie
Vampire Runner
8 3 2+ 4+ 8+
Bloodlust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(100+0)k
  
7
Fool
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Brainless
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Tackle
   15 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
  
10
Somethingunprintable
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Strip Ball
 n, n 13 0 0 0 2 1 1/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Dope
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   14 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Moron
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dirty Player, Wrestle
   16 1 0 0 2 1 2/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Bumpkin
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Strip Ball
   14 0 0 0 0 3 5/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Goon
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+ n 11 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Imbecile
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Stoopid
Thrall Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players Sylvanian Spotlight
Coach: guiltygoat Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Vampire Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1120k (±300) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 5k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1120k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 16 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1195k

Games Played:16 (1/4/11) |TD Diff:-20 (10 - 30) |Cas Diff:-17 (7/11/1 - 11/22/3)
Last Opponent: Chaos No Starz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Vampire10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   3.0   0.0-10k
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-220k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0100k
Chaos Renegade30/1/20.3-2.00.3   0.7   0.0-1.3   1.3   0.350k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-80k
Halfling20/1/11.5-2.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.5   0.5-10k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-210k
Norse20/0/20.5-2.51.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-105k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-5k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-170k
Total161/4/110.6-1.90.4   0.7   0.1-0.7   1.4   0.2-46k