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Definitive Jocks
Roster [X2] Orc

They expected their rudimentary grasp of phonics to work to their advantage in their quest to succeed as hip-hop stars. Unfortunately, ever since they named their posse the "Def Jocks" people kept telling them that they might be more suited to football than rapping. And so it is that they take their ill rhythms and blaze rhymes to the football field. Wesside.

EXCITING NEW NEWS: The Def Jocks may possibly be the pansiest Orc team to ever grace the field of FUMBBL. Their casualty stats make this obvious. And the fact that they consistently play with about five orcs on the field at once, not from their own choice.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Whack Rymes
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
2
Fat Beets
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Madd Stilez
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Deff Flo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
 n 4 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 100k
(83)k
  
5
Thugganommiks
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Dodge
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(120)k
  
6
Blink Blink
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(67)k
  
9
Bigg Gimping
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG
 n 3 4 0 0 0 1 9/16 110k
(106)k
  
10
Preehensyle Phreeestila
Lineman
5 3 3 9   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
Dropz Syenz
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Dirty Player
 -av, m 5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(0)k
  
13
Pees Out
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   3 3 0 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(105)k
  
14
L'il Gangstarr
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
15
Joonyer Thugg
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
16
Biggy
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block
   3 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 130k
(105)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Wench Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/0/4) |TD Diff:-7 (2 - 9) |Cas Diff:-5 (3/0/2 - 2/8/0)
Last Opponent: Putt-Putts
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0220k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-3.02.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   0.0250k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.050k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-90k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.020k
Total51/0/40.4-1.80.6   0.0   0.4-0.4   1.6   0.090k