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Horny Elfbowlers
Roster [X] Chaos

This is a chaos team with the goal of beating elves without bashing them.

Horny Elfbowlers will not get:
Claw/RSC/MB/DP

32 Normal
9 Double
4 +MA
2 +AG
1 +ST

Total 48

Nuffle seems to approve of this team and it's philosophy!
Top: 303 / 267
#1 TS chaos team 2006-04-23

Top Ten Opponents:
Blood Falcons
Doors of Perception
Doomy Diggers
Rhazgul's Judgement
Team Fredrick III
Nachtburg Ancients
X is for Xtreme!!!
Northwest Negotiators
Altdorf Juvenile Delinquents
Flowers and Manga Babes
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Swinging Love Corpses II
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Guard
 -ma 25 1 2 0 8 4 43/51 120k
(135)k
  
2
Wynona Ryders II
Beastman
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Guard
 -ag 22 2 2 0 0 4 28/31 100k
(105)k
  
3
Testostertones II
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60)k
  
4
White Trash Debutantes
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block, Guard, Break Tackle
   59 2 8 0 11 2 58/76 170k
(208)k
  
5
Weird People in Giant Condoms
Beastman
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Guard, Shadowing
 -ag 59 3 2 1 11 5 58/76 140k
(150)k
  
6
Was I Naked
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Stand Firm, Block, Frenzy
   57 1 5 0 9 7 69/76 170k
(163)k
  
7
Swollen Monkeys
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle
   13 7 4 0 1 0 21/31 100k
(115)k
  
8
Super Sonic Soul Pimps II
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard, Tackle
 n 55 2 0 0 10 4 42/51 120k
(117)k
  
10
Titty Bingo
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Stand Firm, Block, Pro, Guard
   59 2 3 0 13 6 67/76 150k
(160)k
  
11
Swingin' Johnsons
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
Kick, Block, +AG, Pass Block
   59 8 6 0 4 5 59/76 160k
(165)k
  
12
Shower With Goats
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Stand Firm, Frenzy, Foul Appearance, Block
   54 6 11 0 5 1 54/76 170k
(150)k
  
13
Rump Rangers
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
   55 1 0 0 11 2 33/51 160k
(165)k
  
14
Pork Queen III
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   5 0 4 0 2 1 21/31 140k
(143)k
  
15
Pounded Clown
Chaos Warrior
5 4 4 9
Tentacles, +AG, Stand Firm, Foul Appearance, Block
   48 14 13 0 4 4 81/176 250k
(205)k
  
16
Rhinohumpers
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
   17 6 2 0 2 1 21/31 140k
(143)k
  
15 players  
Coach: slanter Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2750k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (25/8/27) |TD Diff:-3 (81 - 84) |Cas Diff:36 (63/39/23 - 41/30/18)
Last Opponent: Jinxed Elves
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.040k
Skaven91/2/61.3-2.21.0   0.8   0.4-0.2   0.8   0.3-83k
Chaos Chosen52/0/30.8-1.01.2   0.6   0.2-1.8   0.6   0.4-74k
Chaos Dwarf30/1/20.7-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-0.7   1.0   0.7-563k
Dark Elf188/1/91.3-1.31.1   0.7   0.3-0.6   0.4   0.2-198k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-150k
High Elf64/1/12.2-1.51.0   0.8   0.7-0.3   0.3   0.350k
Human21/1/02.0-1.50.5   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-35k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Orc11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-270k
Shambling Undead32/1/01.7-0.71.7   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.710k
Tomb Kings10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Vampire33/0/02.3-0.73.0   0.7   0.3-0.7   0.0   0.3-523k
Wood Elf63/0/31.2-1.30.5   0.5   0.5-1.2   0.3   0.2-127k
Total6025/8/271.4-1.41.1   0.7   0.4-0.7   0.5   0.3-148k