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I am the chosen one
Retired [X] Dark Elf

I have played bloodbowl at club level for 5 years, and I am my club's champion. I have studied all aspects of the game: countless tactics, player psychology, and, not to forget, mythology. I am the chosen one. Now, I have now joined FUMBBL in desperate search of competition, and I intend to conquer it. All will fall before me; i am perfection. You cannot defeat me. I am the THE CHOSEN ONE.

This is the only team I have ever had and will ever use on FUMBBL.


I am very proud of my coaching performance against these well-respected coaches:

- Tautology - Coach standing 29 - Draw - Dark Elf team

- Bendrig - Coach standing 59 - Draw - Skaven team

- Coronte - Coach standing 176 - Draw - Skaven team

- Emphasy - Coach standing 196 - Draw - Chaos team

- Robtheuncreative - Coach standing 535 - Win - Skaven team

- Tymless - Coach standing 772 - Win - Dark elf team

- Skeloboy - Coach standing 793 - Draw - Skaven team

- Skeloboy - Coach standing 930 - Draw - SKaven team

- Brad - Coach standing 1116 - Draw - Amazon team



I am also very proud of my coaching performance against these other coaches:

- Bumper - Coach standing 424 - Win - Chaos team

( a team of 5 players with a combined total of 849 SPP - 3 of its finest were Chaos warriors with 348, 362, 179 respectively).


Soon to come, as soon as I am ready to play his chaos - Emphasy - Coach Standing 219 - Win - Chaos team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Prostitute
Witch Elf
7 3 4 6
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
 -av 14 0 6 0 2 1 27/ 150k
(165)k
  
2
Horkon Heartripper's Uncle Frank
Blitzer
7 2 4 8
Block
Dodge
 -st, m 3 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 120k
(0)k
  
5
Victory will be mine
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
 n 23 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(75)k
  
7
I have never felt defeat
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Dodge
 n, -ma 22 1 0 0 2 2 15/ 90k
(67)k
  
8
I am perfection
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Accurate, Sure Hands, Block
 n 23 16 2 0 3 2 38/ 150k
(125)k
  
9
I am the eagle
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Guard
   24 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 120k
(123)k
  
10
A Greek tragedy
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
 n 23 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 90k
(75)k
  
11
Avoid me
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   24 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(90)k
  
13
I am a loser
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Guard
   21 2 1 0 0 3 20/ 120k
(123)k
  
14
Dirty Old Heroine Whore
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle, Sprint, Side Step
   19 1 11 0 10 0 54/ 190k
(223)k
  
15
Son of Horkon Heartripper
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
   16 2 5 0 4 2 35/ 170k
(175)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: thechosenone Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (5/9/10) |TD Diff:-4 (32 - 36) |Cas Diff:4 (19/22/10 - 22/18/7)
Last Opponent: Good Couching
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   3.0   0.010k
Amazon20/1/10.5-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   1.050k
Chaos Chosen31/1/12.3-1.00.3   1.0   0.3-0.7   1.0   0.3-507k
Dark Elf21/1/01.5-0.00.5   0.5   0.5-1.5   0.0   0.5170k
High Elf20/0/20.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.015k
Human21/0/10.5-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.045k
Norse10/0/11.0-2.03.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0150k
Orc20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.5   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0125k
Skaven82/4/22.0-1.91.0   1.1   0.8-0.6   0.4   0.448k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-250k
Total245/9/101.3-1.50.8   0.9   0.4-0.9   0.8   0.3-18k