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Big Gob bashas II
P [R] Orc


NOTE: This was one of my first teams, and I started when I was 10. Their record is probably no longer a good indication of expected performance (I hope!)
EDIT 11/5/14: Now 14/1/6 in the post-2010 era
3/22/15: Now 17/2/9 in the modern era
5/10/15: A nice UI run, including taking home the Bronze Lantern, brings the modern record up to 23/4/11

And then this happened

Favorite opponents!:

Dead Bunnies United
Sumo Shoulders
Dark Throw LSU
Schwarzenegger's Chaos
Communist Party

Retired Teams:

Florida "Gators"
Black Slime
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Smallest Fist III
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Frenzy, +MA, Stand Firm, Pro
   63 1 18 0 7 8 109/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
2
Slightly smaller gob
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, +ST
   122 0 3 1 60 8 171/176 210k
(80+130)k
  
3
Small Toof III
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Juggernaut, Jump Up
 -ma 67 0 3 0 28 6 95/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
4
Big Gob III
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle
   53 0 6 0 23 6 94/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
5
Medium Fist V
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   18 1 6 0 2 0 23/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Slightly Smaller Fist III
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   11 1 6 0 1 2 31/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Smallest Toof II
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
   15 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Big Fist II
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Pro, Guard
 n, n, m 58 2 4 0 45 8 144/176 180k
(0)k
  
9
Smallest Gob II
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Side Step
 n, -ag 91 1 2 0 24 10 105/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
10
Gargantuan Toof III
Lineman
5 3 3 9   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Big Claw II
Thrower
5 3 5 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick-Off Return, Fend, +AG, +AG
   56 15 14 0 1 4 79/176 210k
(70+140)k
  
15
Creative Toof
Lineman
5 3 3 10
+AV, Block
   7 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
16
Hulking Toof
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
 n 45 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Kill-Kill Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2130k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 190k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:126 (43/24/59) |TD Diff:-13 (136 - 149) |Cas Diff:102 (187/133/51 - 144/94/31)
Last Opponent: Short Wild Purple
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon42/1/11.5-1.00.8   1.0   0.8-0.8   0.8   0.3118k
Chaos Chosen145/6/31.3-0.91.6   0.8   0.4-1.0   0.6   0.136k
Chaos Dwarf102/2/60.6-1.11.6   1.2   0.1-1.8   1.1   0.249k
Chaos Renegade20/1/10.5-1.02.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.5-10k
Dark Elf72/2/31.3-1.41.6   1.3   0.3-0.3   0.3   0.0-79k
Dwarf92/1/60.8-1.10.8   0.7   0.2-1.9   1.2   0.4-80k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0720k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0910k
High Elf10/0/11.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-250k
Human117/2/21.7-0.61.6   1.9   0.1-0.7   0.4   0.186k
Lizardmen21/0/11.0-0.52.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-30k
Necromantic Horror62/0/40.8-1.31.8   0.8   0.7-1.5   1.2   0.0-80k
Norse96/1/21.4-0.81.4   1.4   0.6-1.8   0.6   0.914k
Nurgle41/2/11.3-1.01.5   1.5   1.8-0.5   0.5   0.0115k
Ogre41/2/11.3-1.32.0   1.0   1.0-1.3   0.3   0.3-60k
Orc144/0/100.6-1.40.9   0.7   0.1-1.0   0.6   0.4-71k
Shambling Undead71/1/50.6-1.40.7   0.9   0.4-2.3   1.3   0.670k
Skaven62/1/31.5-2.02.3   0.8   0.5-0.3   0.7   0.098k
Tomb Kings51/1/30.6-1.61.6   0.4   0.6-1.0   2.0   0.256k
Vampire20/1/10.5-1.02.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-75k
Wood Elf62/0/41.2-2.21.3   1.5   0.3-1.2   0.5   0.238k
Total12643/24/591.1-1.21.5   1.1   0.4-1.1   0.7   0.221k