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Despair Inc
Retired [X] Amazon

<center><b><big>"If a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you,
you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon".</big></b></center>

<p align=left>
You may have seen this before... A consultant walks into the company, and decrees that the staff needs to be motivated. According to said conusltant, the best way to achieve staff moral is to display nice looking posters, each with their own moral-boosting slogan underneath...

Well, it doesn't work. Despair Inc is a major P@*s take of these posters. Each of the players in the team has a link to the corresponding poster in their bio. Go have a look, it is worth it... <a href="http://www.despair.com/">Here</a></p>


<center><i>I botched a few links in the bios, and can't repair the damage at the moment.
these will be fixed when a new player replaces these...</i></center>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beauty
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Stand Firm, Frenzy
   21 2 1 0 3 1 16/ 150k
(133)k
  
2
Hazards
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90)k
  
5
Mistakes
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
   21 0 5 0 2 2 29/ 110k
(138)k
  
7
Adversity
Thrower
6 4 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Accurate, Block, +ST
   22 24 0 0 3 2 40/ 160k
(193)k
  
8
Quality
Thrower
5 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm
 -ma 17 8 0 0 1 3 25/ 120k
(120)k
  
9
Worth
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard
   9 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 80k
(85)k
  
10
Dysfunction
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Underachievement
Linewoman
6 4 3 7
Dodge
Block, +ST, Tackle
 m 22 0 4 1 5 4 44/ 140k
(0)k
  
13
Sacrifice
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Side Step, Block
 m 22 1 2 0 4 1 20/ 100k
(0)k
  
14
Nepotism
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard, Tackle
   22 0 1 0 5 2 23/ 100k
(115)k
  
15
Despair
Linewoman
6 3 3 6
Dodge
Block
 -av 20 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 70k
(70)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: ultwe Re-Rolls (80k): 5  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (9/4/9) |TD Diff:2 (30 - 28) |Cas Diff:-1 (26/17/5 - 27/18/4)
Last Opponent: Rugby Heroes
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc20/1/11.0-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.0-100k
Amazon20/1/11.0-1.52.5   0.5   1.0-2.5   1.5   0.0145k
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.7-1.01.3   1.0   0.3-1.3   1.3   0.3-170k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   2.0-290k
Dark Elf52/0/31.8-1.61.0   0.0   0.2-1.2   0.4   0.0-98k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.04.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-520k
High Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-220k
Human21/1/01.5-1.00.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-80k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.02.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-45k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-50k
Total229/4/91.4-1.31.2   0.8   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.2-102k