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Cptn Stonkers Stiffies
Roster [X2] Norse

Captain Stonker is a solitary man, but well 'ard. He met the stiffies down the norse pub were they were busy with rape and pillage..... The perfect groundings for a team he thought. And so formed Cptn Stonkers Stiffies. Simple. As they all are....
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stiff Steven ('orrible but bosseyed)
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(108)k
  
2
Darry Dimples ('orrible but pretty)
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Sure Hands
 n 13 5 0 0 1 1 12/16 90k
(79)k
  
3
Sammy Scooper ('orrible but nifty)
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Side Step, Sure Hands, Nerves of Steel
   12 0 16 0 0 1 53/76 160k
(180)k
  
4
Barry Basher ('orrible but well 'ard)
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Piling On
   14 0 2 1 6 1 25/31 130k
(148)k
  
5
Bill Bonker ('orrible but beefcake)
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Stand Firm, +MA
 n 13 0 4 0 3 1 23/31 150k
(131)k
  
6
Sneaky snatcher ('orrible but crafty)
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Side Step
   14 0 7 1 0 1 28/31 110k
(138)k
  
7
Borris stomper ('orrible but dirty)
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
   14 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 110k
(130)k
  
8
Phillip weenerman ('orrible but useless)
Lineman
6 3 2 7
Block
Guard, Kick
 -ag, m 14 0 1 0 4 1 16/31 100k
(0)k
  
9
Dorris Dillweed ('orrible but sleezy)
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
Mickey Silver ('orrible but classy)
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Accurate, Sure Hands
   14 15 2 0 0 1 26/31 110k
(125)k
  
11
Ruffus Rddicule ('orrible but randy)
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, +MA
   14 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 140k
(163)k
  
12
Douglas McFannyman ('orrible but uncontagous)
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
13
Nick Erbokaglory ('orrible but tastey)
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
14
Eddy McFlannigan ('orrible but pathetic)
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: cactuskean Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (11/0/3) |TD Diff:22 (35 - 13) |Cas Diff:11 (16/11/1 - 7/7/3)
Last Opponent: Robin Hood - Men in Tights
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Pact22/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.5195k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.0-1.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.5340k
Dwarf22/0/03.0-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.045k
Elven Union22/0/04.5-1.00.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0490k
High Elf11/0/04.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0620k
Human21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0115k
Necromantic Horror11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   2.0   0.0720k
Skaven11/0/03.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.080k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Total1411/0/32.5-0.91.1   0.8   0.1-0.5   0.5   0.2271k