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P [S] Goblin Cheaters

As you might expect with Goblins - not a glorious beginning.
Not helped by the coach 'forgetting' to buy new players between matches - d'oh.

After remembering to get some new players - they win a game (I'm sure ther's a lesson there somewhere?).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Buzz Tard
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Sure Feet
   16 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 75k
(55+20)k
  
2
Moloko
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 65k
(65+0)k
  
3
Sprangler
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet, Block
   12 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 115k
(75+40)k
  
4
Zeberdie
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
Block
   1 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 95k
(75+20)k
  
5
Fzzzt L'kout
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   16 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
Nofingers Sqigbaiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   13 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
7
Stinkole Nosplugs
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 9 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Doc Marten
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 65k
(65+0)k
  
9
Gitlar Strongfoot
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -av 7 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
10
Grimnor Bathdodger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Sqiugbait
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Pussface McGraw
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Pinhead Red
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Dribble
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
Sure Feet, Sprint
   16 0 0 0 9 2 28/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
15
Gort Boilraiser
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   13 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Zit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: tarzom Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1525k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1525k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (5/4/7) |TD Diff:-2 (18 - 20) |Cas Diff:-18 (18/15/10 - 27/22/12)
Last Opponent: Machiavellian Green Spot
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Snotling21/1/02.5-1.02.0   2.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   1.0-440k
Chaos Halfling30/2/11.0-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-2.3   1.3   0.3-113k
Eshin Adepts11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-150k
Goblin Cheaters21/1/01.5-1.02.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.5   0.5-190k
Halfling20/0/20.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.5-2.0   2.0   1.0-310k
Nurglings11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   3.0   0.010k
Strigoyan51/0/40.8-2.00.6   1.2   0.8-2.2   1.2   1.064k
Total165/4/71.1-1.31.1   0.9   0.6-1.7   1.4   0.8-128k