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Roster [R] Halfling




Background
During an interview with a new recruit Zed explained his philosophy of coaching.
Zed: "Before i agree to take you in my wonderful team i have (for the law) to explain you that it can be dangerous to play blood bowl ? Do you know it"
New recruit "Yes, ok but how big is the kitchen"
Zed "Don't worry about that, we have the most famous "table" of all Halfling team"
New recruit: "ok so where do I sign?"
Zed give the contract to sign and Halfling just put his cross and marmelade on it : "One little thing yet, if you miss the game or have some kind of handicaps i will retired you and give you a good pension (enough to eat the rest of your life) but if I find out that you have some potential i will keep you then till you die on the pitch, is it ok for you ?"
New recruit "Who cares, when do we eat ?"


Only team who has ever raised 3 players over 1000 spp !
Mostly due to good feeding and strict ranked policy.

Roots

Just to let you know, last turn foul is like saying "gg" in Zed dictionnary.

My most awesome TD, starts at 5:40


About your mb po tackler doing rampage amongst the flings, Zed has this to say

If you want that badge , then you can try to beat my flings


"Team Logo by akaRenton and player's artworks done by boeufmironton, team bio done by Garion"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Bolt
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Multiple Block, Grab
   64 0 0 0 60 10 170/176 230k
(120+110)k
  
2
Ogami Itto
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Tackle, +MA, Multiple Block
 n 65 0 0 0 61 19 Legend
217
 270k
(120+150)k
  
3
Khor "fArte addict"
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
Sure Feet
   9 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Sangrunth
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
ThierryM "in the garden of betrayal"
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader, Side Step
   16 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
6
cdassak "Hao Da Yea We won again!!"
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 5 4
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch, +AG, +MA
 -av, -av, -av, m 120 7 114 0 3 6 Legend
385
 200k
(0)k
  
7
Grunth "talisman rage quit kid"
Halfling Hopeful
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Mighty Blow, +MA
   46 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 120k
(30+90)k
  
8
Toto "Sanscoeur"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   36 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 60k
(30+30)k
  
9
Kam "climbing the discord"
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Marcia "Moretto"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet
 -av, -ag 82 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 80k
(30+50)k
  
11
SanKookie
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Muad "in a bodybag always"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Zed "Master of the last minute inducement"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 17 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(0)k
  
14
Diablange "l'ancien"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
my gender is "shut the fuck up"
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Kromatron
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Zed Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1997 (793/398/806) |TD Diff:-230 (3175 - 3405) |Cas Diff:1097 (3955/2304/929 - 3953/1465/673)
Last Opponent: Flying Sammiches
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon217/6/81.7-1.61.6   1.3   0.4-2.1   0.9   0.5212k
Chaos Chosen3416/4/141.6-1.51.4   0.6   0.4-2.6   0.9   0.5132k
Chaos Dwarf31/0/21.3-2.01.7   1.3   0.3-4.0   1.3   1.7413k
Chaos Renegade2412/5/72.0-1.31.8   0.8   0.3-2.6   0.8   0.486k
Dark Elf25998/54/1071.6-1.61.7   1.1   0.4-1.8   0.8   0.4509k
Dwarf40/3/11.0-1.31.8   1.5   0.3-3.8   0.8   0.8-458k
Elven Union23384/50/991.7-2.02.1   1.2   0.5-1.9   0.7   0.3300k
Goblin5942/7/101.8-0.83.7   1.2   0.5-2.1   0.5   0.3114k
Halfling3420/4/101.3-1.03.2   1.3   0.6-1.6   0.7   0.3392k
High Elf25991/65/1031.7-1.91.7   1.0   0.4-1.9   0.7   0.3362k
Human4020/3/171.5-1.61.5   0.7   0.4-2.1   0.9   0.5158k
Lizardmen3413/3/181.4-1.61.9   0.9   0.2-2.5   0.9   0.3164k
Necromantic Horror147/3/41.5-0.81.9   1.7   0.6-2.2   0.7   0.4541k
Norse127/2/31.7-1.22.2   1.1   0.4-2.3   1.4   0.6499k
Nurgle74/2/11.7-1.00.6   1.9   0.3-3.9   0.4   0.6154k
Ogre2519/3/32.2-0.63.0   1.2   0.3-3.6   0.6   0.2-25k
Orc238/4/111.2-1.31.0   1.0   0.2-2.3   1.0   0.553k
Shambling Undead136/3/41.5-1.30.8   0.9   0.2-3.1   1.2   0.312k
Skaven422165/82/1751.6-1.82.3   1.3   0.6-1.9   0.8   0.4659k
Slann3817/9/121.9-1.51.4   1.0   0.3-2.1   0.6   0.2-24k
Tomb Kings85/0/31.5-1.31.1   1.3   1.1-2.8   1.3   0.449k
Underworld Denizens135/3/51.4-1.12.7   1.5   0.2-1.8   0.9   0.445k
Vampire6123/11/271.3-1.41.9   1.1   0.7-2.1   0.7   0.3448k
Wood Elf357123/72/1621.5-1.91.9   1.2   0.5-1.9   0.7   0.3401k
Total1997793/398/8061.6-1.72.0   1.2   0.5-2.0   0.7   0.3402k