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Maidens of the Blue Duck Inn
Retired [X2] Human

Natalie Portman: Gangsta Rap No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register
complete lyrics, i think:

i don't sleep motherf**ker off that yak and the bourbon
doin 120 getting head while i'm swervin
"damn Natalie, you a crazy chick"
yo shut the f**k up and suck my d**k
i'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers motherf**ker
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Tucker
"what you want Natalie?"
to drink and fight!
"what you need Natalie?"
to f**k all night!

don't test me when i'm crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat 'til your s**t's in my shoe
leave you screamin', pay for my dry cleanin'
f**k your man, it's my name that he's screamin

all the kids lookin up to me can s**k my d**k
it's Portman, motherf**ker, drink 'til i'm sick
slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry - while i laugh, you die
and all the dudes, you know i'm talkin to you
"we love you Natalie"
i wanna f**k you too!
P! is for Portman
P! is for p**sy
i'll kill your f**kin dog for fun so don't push me

when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
i'll sit right down on your face and take a s**t!

Natalie you are a badass bitch (hell yeah)
and i will pay for your dry cleaning when my s**t gets in your shoe (what)
as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my d**k is scared of you, girl

WHAT

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  6 8 0 0 0 1 13/ 90k
(115)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  16 1 2 0 5 2 27/ 90k
(95)k
 
3
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Mighty Blow, Frenzy
  16 0 3 0 5 0 19/ 110k
(85)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  16 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 70k
(70)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dauntless, Block
  16 1 4 0 1 1 20/ 100k
(95)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Pass Block, Diving Tackle
  16 0 5 2 2 2 33/ 120k
(123)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  16 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 70k
(70)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
  16 2 4 0 1 1 21/ 90k
(95)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  16 2 1 0 2 0 9/ 70k
(70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
  14 1 4 0 3 2 29/ 100k
(105)k
 
13
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
14
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
  11 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 160k
(135)k
 
15
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate
  8 6 1 0 1 1 16/ 110k
(135)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  8 0 4 0 1 0 14/ 110k
(125)k
 
15 players  
Coach: raae Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (10/2/4) |TD Diff:15 (31 - 16) |Cas Diff:16 (21/9/3 - 10/4/3)
Last Opponent: Sunshine Boyz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0210k
High Elf32/0/12.3-1.31.0   1.0   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.740k
Dark Elf43/0/11.3-0.50.8   0.0   0.0-0.3   0.0   0.0-1478k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Lizardmen10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0300k
Orc11/0/03.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Skaven32/0/12.3-1.02.3   1.3   0.0-1.3   0.7   0.3223k
Wood Elf11/0/03.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-1420k
Total1610/2/41.9-1.01.3   0.6   0.2-0.6   0.3   0.2-373k