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Where Is Se Money, Lebowski
Roster [X] Dark Elf

<c>Home alone? Bored? </c><br><br>Here's a tip for you: Get milk (cream is fine, too), kalhua, wodka and "The Big Lebowski". Watch the movie. <b>Everytime the Dude drinks a White Russian, drink one, too </b>(You might wanna stop the tape now and then, especially when you're under 18!). Afterwards, play Bloodbowl & enjoy.<br><br>If you win, you're ready to take it to professional level: Watch the movie and drink a White Russian whenever the Dudes says the infamous F-word. In case you really manage to play Bloodbowl afterwards, I suggest to go see a Doctor as soon as possible or sign up for some kind of weird drinking competion!<br><br>Cheers.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
El Duderino
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
 -ma 23 3 5 0 1 5 45/51 160k
(158)k
  
3
I can get U a toe
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass
+AG, Block, Dodge
   21 33 1 0 1 1 43/51 170k
(178)k
  
4
Shut the XXXX Up, Donny!
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step
 m 12 0 5 0 2 0 19/31 150k
(0)k
  
5
Walter, he peed on my rug!
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
Tackle, +ST, Dodge
   14 1 7 0 5 0 32/51 190k
(215)k
  
6
Out of my Beach Community
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle
   7 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 120k
(130)k
  
7
This is a private residence, man!
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   3 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 90k
(90)k
  
8
this is not 'Nam. There are rules
Lineman
8 3 4 8
Dodge, +MA, +MA
 n 24 6 4 0 2 3 37/51 150k
(127)k
  
9
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dirty Player
   25 3 2 0 2 2 23/31 110k
(133)k
  
11
This agression will not stand!
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
   25 4 4 0 2 1 25/31 120k
(123)k
  
13
Sometimes, there is a man
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Block, Dodge, +ST
   25 2 5 1 4 3 42/51 160k
(185)k
  
14
Let's Go Bowling, Walter2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Kick
   24 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 110k
(115)k
  
16
White Russian
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   24 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 90k
(90)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pehlkonikow Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (13/6/6) |TD Diff:16 (54 - 38) |Cas Diff:-15 (14/17/7 - 23/22/8)
Last Opponent: Catstraphonic Carnival
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf21/1/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5125k
Ogre11/0/05.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   2.0-70k
Chaos Chosen21/0/12.0-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-65k
Dark Elf21/1/01.0-0.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5-415k
Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0160k
Human31/2/03.0-2.00.3   0.7   0.7-0.3   1.7   0.050k
Lizardmen10/0/13.0-4.01.0   2.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.050k
Necromantic Horror22/0/02.5-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.080k
Nurgle22/0/01.5-0.00.5   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-15k
Orc21/0/12.5-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0-15k
Shambling Undead11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   1.0250k
Skaven41/2/12.0-2.51.0   0.8   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.55k
Vampire10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.010k
Total2513/6/62.2-1.50.6   0.7   0.3-0.9   0.9   0.3-3k