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Queer As Orc
Roster [Q] Orc

There is a terrible misconception that all Orcs are mean, crude, oafish barbarian savages with the dress sense of a soldier on the dawn of Armageddon! But this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Like all species, Orcs are not without an element of the queer, those that stray from the path of that which is deemed to be the norm, the quintessential of Orckind…

In fact, it’s typical for Orc to pursue another Orc unbeknownst of one another’s sexuality until the big moment, such it is that both sexes look so similar… and you tell me, after putting all that ground work in only to find out that there’s a big leathery green schlong under that chain mail dress… wouldn’t you just rather say “Meh, I came this far, what the hell”.

Ah yes, it has been this way for as long as an Orc can remember, and so many started on this slippery path to join yet an even more slippery dirt track.

Yes, we are Queer As Orc, and there’s nothing we like better than dressing up for the blood bowl field, accessorising where we can and man handling other faeces, err… we mean species.

And we can’t wait for our first pilling on skill! Yeah Baby!!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jack Flasher
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Stand Firm
   15 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 130k
(123)k
  
2
Jack Hammer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   25 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(100)k
  
3
Man Handler
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   25 0 1 0 4 0 11/16 100k
(100)k
  
4
Bum Boozler
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
Block, +ST
   25 1 1 0 6 2 26/31 150k
(138)k
  
5
Twinkle Toes
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Guard
   25 0 4 0 6 1 29/31 130k
(145)k
  
6
The Gimp II
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(115)k
  
7
The Daddy II
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
  
8
Marty Poppins
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle
   24 1 8 0 2 0 29/31 120k
(133)k
  
9
Bug Erswell II
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   2 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 90k
(105)k
  
10
Rimjo Bob
Lineman
5 3 3 9   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
11
Lil' Bea Atch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
12
Pill O'biter
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
   25 0 0 0 1 6 32/51 110k
(138)k
  
13
Twelve Inch Larry
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick, Block
   25 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 90k
(95)k
  
13 players  
Coach: SeraphimRed Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (10/10/5) |TD Diff:7 (33 - 26) |Cas Diff:16 (28/15/7 - 23/10/1)
Last Opponent: Whining Wine
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon20/2/01.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0185k
Orc41/1/20.8-1.00.8   0.3   0.5-2.0   0.8   0.0-100k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.070k
Dark Elf20/1/11.0-2.02.0   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.0-115k
Dwarf10/1/00.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-140k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0490k
Human11/0/03.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Lizardmen10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0120k
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.5-0.52.0   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0205k
Norse22/0/02.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-30k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0230k
Shambling Undead51/3/11.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.2-1.2   0.4   0.226k
Tomb Kings10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.050k
Wood Elf11/0/03.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-400k
Total2510/10/51.3-1.01.1   0.6   0.3-0.9   0.4   0.025k