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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks
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Chuck Norris is god and all the myths about him are true. Should you think otherwise, then a Roundhouse kick will be delivered shortly. Here are some of most commom and well know facts about this great god that all shall bow down to.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another
fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Delta Force
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(42)k
  
2
Delta Force 2
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -av 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(30)k
  
3
Walker: Texas Ranger
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, +AG
   6 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 130k
(145)k
  
4
Missing In Action
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
   5 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(123)k
  
5
Chuck Norris
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(95)k
  
6
The Hitman
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
 n, m 6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 90k
(0)k
  
7
Forrest Warrior
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Enter the Dragon
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
A Force Of One
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
Roundhouse Kick
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(42)k
  
11
Breaker! Breaker!
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(70)k
  
12
Chuck's Brother
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(123)k
  
13
Bicep
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50)k
  
14
Fist of Chuck
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(95)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: necronlord78 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/3/2) |TD Diff:-3 (7 - 10) |Cas Diff:-3 (3/3/3 - 6/5/1)
Last Opponent: Slime and Dime
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-130k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0130k
Human10/0/10.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.00k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Orc10/0/11.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.030k
Vampire10/1/02.0-2.02.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0220k
Total61/3/21.2-1.70.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.8   0.245k