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Roster [X] Halfling

In a quiet corner of the Old World, lies a small village. Small not for it's size alone, but for the little folk who dwell there. It is a serene place, filled with gentle breezes which carry delicious scents from small chimneys. The birds sing gayfully, and the sun smiles gently over this little hamlet. As the day begins anew, the small furry animals of the nearby...

"BOLLOCKS!"

...what's that?

"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS USEFUL IN LIFE, GET ON WITH IT!!"

Oh how terribly rude! Here I am, regailing my audience with tails of gentle country bliss, when you sir begin heckling me. The nerve!

"JUST YOU STUFF IT NOW GOV! WE'RE 'ERE TRYING TO SLEEP, AND THE MISSUS IS TOO DAMN FRIGHTENED TO COOK BREAKFAST!"

My word! You dear sir are a barbarian. Who are you to berate me and my audience in such a demeaning way? You.. you... vertically-challenged cretin!

"LISTEN 'ERE MR. BIGGY-PANTS, THIS 'ERE'S ME FARM. AND I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING THE LIKES OF YOU TO COME INTO OUR SHIRE AND START BORING US TO TEARS. NOW GET YOUR SODDIN' ASS OFF ME PROPERTY, OR I'M GOING TO UP AND WHACK YOU IN THE SHIN!"

Excuse me? Your what? Cheeful little hamlet indeed! You all are nothing but a bunch of half-pint, couthless, no-gooders with the tact of a lowborne!

"AND YOU'S ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS BELLYLINT, NOW SOD OFF!! ...FILTHY ANNOUNCERS, ALWAYS MUCKING ABOUT WITH THIER BIG WORDS. BORES ME TO TEARS I TELL 'YA."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
Morris Buttercup
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
  
5
Edward Safflower
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   11 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 50k
(20)k
  
6
David Moonflower
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Simon Patchouli
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(20)k
  
8
Kevin Thyme
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
9
Crispin Sassafras
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
11
Weldon Blackthorn
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   8 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 70k
(50)k
  
12
Strongbark the Ent
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block
   11 0 0 0 7 0 14/16 130k
(111)k
  
13
Broadleaf the Ent
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Guard
 n 11 0 0 0 9 0 18/31 150k
(106)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Sojourner Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (3/2/6) |TD Diff:-9 (8 - 17) |Cas Diff:-14 (16/9/4 - 19/10/14)
Last Opponent: United Force
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Human21/0/10.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   3.060k
Amazon11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   2.0   0.0170k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   4.0-190k
Goblin20/2/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.5-1.5   0.5   0.5-15k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0110k
Orc20/0/21.0-2.52.0   0.0   0.0-3.5   1.5   0.0135k
Vampire10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0160k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.090k
Total113/2/60.7-1.51.5   0.8   0.4-1.7   0.9   1.364k