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Disembowelment Made Easy
Retired [R] Orc

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Hello boys and girls! Step over here and learn the fine art of dismemberment from real pros. These specialists will be happy to show you how to cleanly render living beings into fun new shapes.
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Disembowelment Made Easy is composed of beings that were composed of Orcs..... once. We eschew the usual brute training for Black Orcs and instead focus on their nimbleness. The result is a unique line that creates mismatches on the pitch.

__Synn
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Specialists of Note:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3460989>Sheers</a>: Original specialist who never missed a game, Sheers was the prototype Blocker being swifter than most. Ended his career as the second leading Black Orc Scorer ever.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drip Drip
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
   38 0 1 0 4 3 26/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Cystascope
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 -ma, m 20 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 120k
(0)k
  
3
Shunt
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Financial Advisor
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   14 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
6
Dept Head
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Ice Cream
Blitzer
6 3 5 9
Block
Guard, +AG, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands
   41 12 14 0 1 5 81/ 220k
(80+140)k
  
9
Chapel
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG
   10 4 3 0 0 0 13/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
10
Plastic Blanket
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
11
Abrasion
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle
   40 1 8 0 17 2 69/ 190k
(80+110)k
  
15
Da Gas
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Kick
   44 1 5 1 17 3 67/ 160k
(80+80)k
  
16
Deeper
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   7 4 0 0 0 2 14/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
17
Vincent Grottyorc
Journeyman Lineman
5 3 3 9
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Synn Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:136 (69/20/47) |TD Diff:45 (209 - 164) |Cas Diff:164 (219/148/61 - 134/83/47)
Last Opponent: Rag and Bone
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.03.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0460k
Chaos Chosen177/4/61.4-1.21.7   1.1   0.5-1.1   1.1   0.451k
Chaos Dwarf95/0/41.2-1.01.7   0.8   0.3-1.4   0.4   0.6112k
Dark Elf166/5/51.8-1.81.8   1.3   0.5-0.4   0.2   0.340k
Dwarf65/1/01.3-0.51.0   0.8   0.5-0.8   0.5   0.5118k
Elven Union84/0/41.5-1.81.5   1.5   0.8-0.5   0.5   0.3-58k
High Elf30/1/21.3-2.01.3   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.0-70k
Human107/0/31.7-1.01.5   1.1   0.7-0.7   0.5   0.225k
Lizardmen10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   1.0-70k
Necromantic Horror85/1/21.6-0.61.0   0.1   0.5-1.8   0.4   0.529k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.05.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Nurgle44/0/01.0-0.01.3   1.0   0.5-0.3   0.5   0.0-5k
Ogre64/1/12.0-0.82.5   1.8   0.3-1.2   0.7   0.5-35k
Orc189/1/81.8-1.11.2   0.7   0.2-1.1   0.8   0.5-10k
Shambling Undead71/2/40.7-1.11.3   1.4   0.3-1.9   1.3   0.164k
Skaven54/1/02.0-1.03.6   1.2   0.8-1.2   0.4   0.2-34k
Tomb Kings53/2/01.6-0.81.4   1.4   0.2-2.2   1.2   0.620k
Vampire10/0/11.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-210k
Wood Elf103/1/61.2-2.11.7   1.3   0.6-0.4   0.3   0.1275k
Total13669/20/471.5-1.21.6   1.1   0.4-1.0   0.6   0.343k