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Chef's Blood Salad!
Retired [X] Halfling

RECIPE

1) Twelve pairs of Goblin legs, cut off while still alive
2) One kg of well shaken brain of a Beastman, dug out with a spoon
3) One bag of Skink eyes - let the poor skink run off after cutting...
4) 5 liters of human blood - screened for HIV and Hepatits (important!!)

and most important....

5) the testicles of a Minotaur, fouled to death by a gang of bloody halflings

Serve it stirred - not shaken....

Have a nice meal...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grimme Groenne Stivert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(99)k
  
2
Woodie Gammelguffer
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Pro, Multiple Block, +MA, Break Tackle, Guard
 n 45 0 0 0 30 4 80/ 230k
(166)k
  
3
Junk Jesus
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Olafur Undermaaler
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Bonkaj Fatter
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 22 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 50k
(15)k
  
6
Helmir Druk
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 1 1 2 0 9/ 60k
(30)k
  
7
Ketogan-Kaj
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Pjotr Longo
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Lille Grimme Guffer
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet
 n 30 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 80k
(67)k
  
10
Beodur Lem
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(30)k
  
11
Ingi Tremor
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 15 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 50k
(15)k
  
12
Reinhur Lim
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Zack Crack
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(0)k
  
14
Dumbass LeDuck
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass, Sure Feet
 m 16 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(0)k
  
15
Crazy Curt Cocaine
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Benny BagBanan
Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -ag 29 0 2 0 1 3 23/ 70k
(15)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Doktor_Feelgood Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 15  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (26/7/13) |TD Diff:17 (63 - 46) |Cas Diff:-64 (54/39/20 - 89/60/28)
Last Opponent: Hair Club for 'flings
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Ogre108/1/11.7-0.51.2   0.5   0.1-1.6   1.5   0.973k
Chaos Chosen105/2/31.4-1.00.9   0.5   0.5-1.7   1.4   1.0194k
Goblin43/0/11.3-1.33.3   2.3   0.5-1.5   0.0   0.5-23k
Halfling21/0/10.5-0.52.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.0175k
High Elf11/0/03.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0100k
Human10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   1.0-20k
Lizardmen22/0/01.5-0.51.0   0.5   2.0-1.5   1.5   0.550k
Necromantic Horror11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0200k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   3.0   0.0520k
Nurgle41/2/11.5-1.31.0   1.3   0.3-3.3   0.8   0.3268k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0310k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0230k
Vampire51/1/31.0-2.00.0   1.2   0.4-3.2   1.4   0.4120k
Wood Elf31/0/21.0-1.71.3   0.3   0.7-1.3   2.0   0.7233k
Total4626/7/131.4-1.01.2   0.8   0.4-1.9   1.3   0.6147k