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Roster [R] Halfling

Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't
feel like a lesbian.

Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!

Team captained by Chef.

Here some wise words of bloodbowl advice from him:

"You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet
firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh,
yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the
football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cartman II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Timmeh!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Multiple Block, Guard
   7 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
3
Sexual Harassment Panda
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
   7 0 4 0 0 1 17/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
4
Stan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Kyle
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Kenny
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Butters II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
8
Mr. Garrison
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
9
Mr. Hankey
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint, Sure Feet
   7 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
10
The Dawg
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Dont Crowdpush People Panda
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Mr. Hat
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Terrance
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Philip
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Chef
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gritter Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1190k (±180) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (5/1/1) |TD Diff:7 (13 - 6) |Cas Diff:11 (10/11/4 - 8/1/5)
Last Opponent: Frenzied Grid Surfers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-2.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-130k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0260k
Halfling22/0/01.5-0.01.0   3.5   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.5130k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.060k
Norse10/1/02.0-2.01.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   1.010k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0140k
Total75/1/11.9-0.91.4   1.6   0.6-1.1   0.1   0.786k