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Retired [X2] Orc

My second and unluckiest team - as you can see at the results. They play BLOOD BOWL just for fun, not do do Touchdowns, not even to win. They ain´t able to become winners. And the dice see it that way, too. Lost most of the games because in the very right moment a 1, a (double) skull or a really stupid dice came into their way. It is REALLY freaky. Ask my former opponents. Most of them ´ll tell ya, that they ´ve never seen such a loser team or such bad dice results.
For example: My thrower wasn´t able to pick up the ball for 3 turns (!!!)...
In one game: Pitch invasion: Blitzer killed, 6 players stunned; next kick: Fans throw a rock: BOB SI...second BOB SI by block.
Next game: VERY important pass; AG4 Blitzer should catch. Dice: 1, RR, 1; FF decreased, another time 0 money.
Winner! But 0 Money the... time; I stopped counting.
Orcs are unable to handoff the ball. 1...1... 1...1...
45th game lost: Pitch invasion: 3 K.O., 1 SI. Next block - Blitzer K.O. Thrower unable to pick up or pass the ball. 0:4 lost = 0 money, FF decreases
66th game: 1st Turn: Pitch Invasion. Best BoB and Blitzer knocked out.
Opponent rolls One-Dice-Pows. Not even ONE skull on One-Dice in the whole fu**ing game. On HIS side. I roll 1s and skulls. Not ONE CAS! Against SKAVEN!!! FF decreases.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Arrrrgh
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Dodge
   58 0 0 0 8 1 21/ 130k
(130)k
  
3
Thurazz
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Tackle
 m 66 0 0 0 12 3 39/ 140k
(0)k
  
4
Rampf
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(60)k
  
5
Throzzak Junior
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Safe Throw, Accurate
 m 31 43 0 0 0 0 43/ 130k
(0)k
  
6
Rarrkarr
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Shadowing, Strip Ball
   66 4 3 1 10 6 65/ 130k
(140)k
  
7
Jozak
Lineman
5 3 4 9
Block, Pro, +AG, Kick
 n 68 10 5 0 5 4 55/ 150k
(125)k
  
8
Padauz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Dodge
   68 1 0 1 0 4 23/ 100k
(110)k
  
9
Comozz
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, +MA, Shadowing
 -av 66 2 2 0 5 4 38/ 120k
(123)k
  
10
Bamback
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Block, Tackle
 m 32 0 0 0 4 5 33/ 140k
(0)k
  
11
Hargh
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Shadowing, Tackle, Dirty Player
   65 2 4 1 5 5 51/ 130k
(155)k
  
12
Lucky
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Dodge
   10 2 2 0 3 1 19/ 130k
(105)k
  
14
Paparr
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Dodge, Tackle
   50 1 6 0 2 4 43/ 150k
(133)k
  
15
Rampam
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Dodge, Multiple Block, Stand Firm
   60 0 0 1 14 6 60/ 180k
(163)k
  
16
Xarham
Blitzer
7 4 3 9
Block
Tackle, +ST, +MA, Guard
   46 1 6 1 8 3 52/ 200k
(203)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: BlackrockFist Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (10/12/46) |TD Diff:-74 (53 - 127) |Cas Diff:35 (69/36/23 - 46/35/12)
Last Opponent: We'ez Orcs
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen120/1/110.3-1.81.1   0.4   0.2-0.7   0.5   0.6118k
Chaos Dwarf20/0/20.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.075k
Dwarf62/0/41.2-1.71.0   0.5   0.2-0.8   1.0   0.2218k
Wood Elf52/0/31.4-2.01.2   0.6   0.6-0.4   0.4   0.032k
Dark Elf62/0/40.5-2.31.0   0.2   0.7-0.0   0.3   0.063k
High Elf40/1/31.3-2.30.3   0.3   0.8-0.3   0.0   0.0-63k
Human11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0620k
Lizardmen30/2/11.0-2.02.0   0.3   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.0-117k
Necromantic Horror10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.090k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.02.5   0.0   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.0270k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Orc81/2/50.4-1.50.5   0.4   0.1-1.3   1.1   0.0124k
Shambling Undead60/3/30.7-1.81.2   0.7   0.5-1.2   0.8   0.357k
Skaven111/2/80.9-2.11.4   1.1   0.3-0.5   0.3   0.2-17k
Total6810/12/460.8-1.91.0   0.5   0.3-0.7   0.5   0.277k