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Elves Suck, and so do You
Retired [X] Dark Elf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Panties
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Dirty Player, Guard, Block
   61 10 4 1 2 6 58/ 160k
(178)k
  
2
You're Drooling at Her Pixels Right Now, Aren't You?
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block
   7 1 4 0 0 0 13/ 130k
(95)k
  
3
Your Girlfriend has Bad Skin and a Muffin Butt
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block, Guard
 n, n, m 21 7 4 0 2 2 33/ 140k
(0)k
  
4
You've Got the Face of a Baboon
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge, Kick, Block, Side Step
 -ag 36 4 10 0 0 4 54/ 150k
(148)k
  
6
You Play Like Dreamwalker
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Guard
   7 2 2 0 0 3 23/ 120k
(123)k
  
8
Your Monkey Face Is Really Quite Unique
Lineman
6 3 5 8
+AG
   13 7 0 0 0 1 12/ 110k
(125)k
  
14
You're Just Like an Elf, all Lying around Screaming "My Arm is Broken!"
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA, Dodge, Tackle
   12 2 8 0 3 2 42/ 170k
(153)k
  
15
I Deride the Size of Your Genitals
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+ST, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
 n 26 3 7 0 10 4 64/ 210k
(173)k
  
16
Your Aren't What Your Mother Calls "A Catch"
Blitzer
9 3 4 8
Block
+MA, +MA, Dodge
   15 3 4 0 4 2 33/ 180k
(158)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Snappy_Dresser Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:62 (38/9/15) |TD Diff:46 (128 - 82) |Cas Diff:-44 (48/35/24 - 77/52/22)
Last Opponent: I Dominate You
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.080k
Chaos Chosen106/2/21.6-1.20.5   0.5   0.1-1.6   1.1   0.5-5k
Dark Elf33/0/02.3-0.70.3   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.040k
Elven Union32/0/12.3-2.70.3   1.0   0.3-1.7   0.3   0.013k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.05.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-700k
High Elf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Human21/0/12.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.5   1.030k
Necromantic Horror32/1/01.7-1.00.7   0.7   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.0-3k
Norse22/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Nurgle32/0/11.0-1.00.7   1.0   0.7-0.3   1.3   0.330k
Ogre53/0/22.0-1.20.8   0.8   0.2-1.6   0.8   0.2-94k
Orc75/0/22.7-0.90.3   0.3   0.9-1.1   0.9   0.047k
Shambling Undead20/0/21.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.5   0.5110k
Skaven74/2/12.9-1.91.3   0.7   0.3-1.4   0.4   0.9-37k
Tomb Kings31/2/01.3-1.00.3   0.3   0.3-1.0   1.0   0.760k
Vampire20/0/21.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.5-1.0   1.5   1.0-65k
Wood Elf74/2/12.4-1.71.1   0.6   0.4-0.7   0.4   0.391k
Total6238/9/152.1-1.30.8   0.6   0.4-1.2   0.8   0.47k