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Prepocalypse
Retired [4] Nurgle's Rotters

4 riders. The riders of the Prepocalypse. The rehearsal of the Apocalypse.
Actually, the publisher removed a part of the Big Book, just before deadline. It was written by a guy called Preben.
Here it is:
The Prepocalypse, The somewhat boring degradation of everything.**

4 riders will come; on 4 bicycles.
Not terrible; but nonetheless unwanted.
Bickering, Munchies,Dull and Lazy were the names;
And truly everything became a little bit more bad.

Bickering.
At first came a pale Raleigh.
Creaking cranks, rusty chain and no ringingbell;
Bickering and petty fights followed in his trail;
Brotherly love suddenly become irritation;
Brothers will be bickering at brothers.

Munchies.
The second rider swept across the country;
A racer with a dozen gears;
All over the country, everybody wanted to eat chips;
Everybody went to 7/11, especially the fat;

Dull.
The third rider had a broken wheel;
But he couldnt comprehend;
TV didnt give him skills;
Just staring in apathy;

Lazy.
Slowly the last rider approached;
Rubbing his eyes;
He couldnt bother.

** By many considered the most actionpacked of the Revelations.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bickering the 2nd.
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 130k
(143)k
  
2
Munchies
Rotter
4 5 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
+ST, Block
   42 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 180k
(175)k
  
3
Dull
Rotter
4 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Guard
   41 0 0 1 4 4 30/ 150k
(165)k
  
4
Lazy Jr.
Rotter
3 4 2 9
Foul Appearance, Regenerate
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ma 27 0 0 0 7 4 34/ 170k
(175)k
  
5
Preben the Second
Beast
4 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Block, Guard
   19 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 170k
(152)k
  
6
Skumhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
 m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
7
Gyngehest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60)k
  
8
Søhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
9
Pipirøvhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
  
11
Davecat
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Foul Appearance, Tackle
   28 0 2 0 13 5 57/ 150k
(155)k
  
13
Punghest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60)k
  
14
Skodhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 80k
(85)k
  
15
Gundhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Block
   11 3 5 0 1 1 25/ 100k
(115)k
  
16
Nidhest
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   17 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gorbit Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:48 (10/9/29) |TD Diff:-25 (46 - 71) |Cas Diff:20 (57/43/14 - 47/32/15)
Last Opponent: Kaosdrengene II
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/0/10.5-0.51.5   3.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.55k
Chaos Chosen60/3/30.7-1.21.7   0.8   0.2-0.8   1.2   0.0-47k
Chaos Dwarf41/1/21.5-1.81.0   1.3   0.5-1.3   0.3   1.033k
Dark Elf30/0/30.7-2.30.7   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.0-77k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
High Elf20/2/01.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Human41/1/21.8-1.50.8   0.8   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3-145k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-2.52.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.515k
Necromantic Horror22/0/01.5-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.5   0.525k
Norse41/0/31.0-1.82.0   1.5   0.0-2.0   0.8   0.5-18k
Orc103/1/60.9-1.30.6   0.4   0.4-0.9   0.5   0.34k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   2.0-10k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.040k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.010k
Vampire20/0/20.5-2.01.5   1.0   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-35k
Wood Elf30/0/30.3-2.01.3   0.7   0.3-0.3   0.7   0.0100k
Total4810/9/291.0-1.51.2   0.9   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.3-10k