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Tree Beards
Retired [X] Wood Elf

The ever cursed TREE BEARDS.
They lost 11 of thier first 15 matches due to the worse run of luck ever!!!
They find no problem in failing 3 dice blocks on the first turn and positively hate making extra squares.
Their final fetish is for being Badly Hurt as often as possible!!!

But wait, 2004 is here and my luck will change for the better, they are starting to perform!! At last!!
HAHA, I just had SIX first action turnovers IN A ROW!!!!!!
And the next game, I lost my Leader who had Kick as well, GREAT!!!

After that I played a game with 13 elves, 2 missed, 1 was arrested, tree took root, then i suffered a 6 man pitch invasion, 3 BH, 1 KO so had 5 players on pitch befor turn 1 (2 stunned). He scored quick and next kickoff, I got a rock and was back down to 5. That game I rolled more 1's than you would beleive is possible.
Next game a virus knocked out both WD's, a fireball BH 3 elves, crowd killed block guard, and fouling caused a death and a niggle!!
I TAKE BACK THE 2004 COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
4
Varoom
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Multiple Block
 m 27 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 160k
(0)k
  
5
I Tossalot
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Leader, Accurate
   12 17 1 0 1 0 22/ 140k
(135)k
  
7
Ruum
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Pass Block, Dodge, Catch
   32 7 3 4 2 4 48/ 130k
(135)k
  
9
Gotta Catshit
Catcher
9 2 5 7
Catch, Dodge
Sprint, +AG, Pass Block, Block
   14 3 11 2 0 3 55/ 190k
(220)k
  
10
Ferrari
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Sprint
 m 9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(0)k
  
15
C U Later
Lineman
7 3 4 6 -av 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(55)k
  
16
I play for fun!!
Lineman
7 3 4 7   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
5 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: R_Spiskit Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (8/5/19) |TD Diff:-16 (54 - 70) |Cas Diff:-37 (21/17/6 - 38/31/12)
Last Opponent: Ninja.... VANISH!!!
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen21/0/11.5-1.52.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.530k
Amazon21/1/02.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.5155k
Chaos Dwarf30/1/20.7-2.70.7   0.3   0.0-1.3   1.0   0.7143k
Dark Elf20/0/21.0-3.00.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.5200k
Dwarf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.060k
Elven Union20/1/11.0-3.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0-5k
Goblin11/0/07.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   2.0-580k
Lizardmen11/0/06.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.00k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0200k
Norse10/0/10.0-4.02.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   2.0330k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-3.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0100k
Orc52/1/21.4-1.20.4   0.8   0.2-1.6   1.0   0.494k
Shambling Undead30/0/30.7-2.30.0   0.3   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.053k
Skaven62/0/42.7-2.80.5   0.5   0.2-0.7   1.2   0.255k
Wood Elf10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0110k
Total328/5/191.7-2.20.7   0.5   0.2-1.2   1.0   0.474k