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Your Mother's Orcs
Retired [X] Orc

This team will only play teams that are lower than it in TS, and preferably by more
than 10. If I can find people who will play me 20 TS or below than that will be
great. This isn't cherrypicking, but sensible choice of opponents that should
protect my orcs from harm. AV9 is broken 1 in 6, you know.

Edit: Someone recently told me that apo's also only work 1 in 6. :O Is this a conSPIROsy?

The Troll is Your Mother, but the other players are people who have approved of
<b>Your Mother</b>'s previous orc teams' game choosing tactics.

Edit 2: Okay, joke's over. Apologies to all the fans of Your Mother out there but
after rolling 2 ST+ and an AG+ I quite like the team and don't want to get it deleted!
Normal games here we come! (Also, I was beginning to feel like a bit of a dork
challenging noobs. Conscience ftw!)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Your Mother
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   73 0 0 0 17 3 49/ 160k
(148)k
  
3
Meech
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   10 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 100k
(100)k
  
4
shadow46x2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   72 1 5 0 25 1 71/ 160k
(160)k
  
5
TheSpoonyBard
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Frenzy, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   69 0 7 1 23 6 99/ 190k
(175)k
  
6
Nyberg
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dirty Player, Tackle, Accurate
   73 20 2 0 1 6 58/ 150k
(188)k
  
9
SneakyFox
Lineman
5 3 2 9
Dirty Player, Kick, Block
 -ag 71 1 1 0 1 6 36/ 110k
(128)k
  
10
Qaz
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Pro, Pass Block, Strip Ball
 -av 70 4 4 0 32 10 Legend
130
 200k
(213)k
  
12
MerryZ
Blitzer
8 4 3 9
Block
+MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm, +ST
 m 35 2 19 1 8 2 87/ 240k
(0)k
  
13
Pigstar-69
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   10 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 100k
(115)k
  
14
Dreadclaw teh weakling
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step
   63 1 7 0 0 7 57/ 120k
(138)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 75k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (43/15/15) |TD Diff:50 (121 - 71) |Cas Diff:211 (148/121/55 - 58/39/16)
Last Opponent: Chaotic Massacre
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf33/0/01.7-0.01.0   1.0   0.3-2.3   0.7   0.387k
Dark Elf53/2/01.8-1.21.8   1.8   1.2-1.0   0.6   0.0478k
Dwarf22/0/02.5-0.51.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0205k
Goblin11/0/04.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-160k
Chaos Chosen105/1/41.2-0.91.8   1.4   0.8-1.1   0.7   0.5227k
Elven Union20/2/02.0-2.01.5   2.5   1.5-0.0   0.5   0.0850k
High Elf41/1/21.5-1.81.5   2.0   0.8-1.0   0.0   0.0250k
Human31/1/11.7-1.32.3   0.3   0.7-0.3   1.0   0.3840k
Lizardmen53/1/11.2-1.02.8   1.6   0.8-1.0   0.8   0.2322k
Necromantic Horror11/0/03.0-0.02.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0940k
Norse22/0/02.0-1.02.5   0.0   1.0-1.5   1.0   0.0390k
Nurgle11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Ogre20/2/01.0-1.00.0   4.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-255k
Orc64/1/11.5-0.72.5   0.8   0.8-1.3   0.7   0.2435k
Shambling Undead43/1/01.8-0.32.3   1.3   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.8403k
Skaven128/2/21.9-1.02.4   2.2   0.8-0.3   0.3   0.3330k
Tomb Kings32/1/01.7-0.30.3   1.7   0.3-1.3   0.3   0.0237k
Vampire11/0/03.0-1.04.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-380k
Wood Elf62/0/41.2-1.83.2   2.0   0.5-0.3   0.5   0.2340k
Total7343/15/151.7-1.02.0   1.7   0.8-0.8   0.5   0.2325k