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Apse Heath Anklebiters
Roster [X2] Halfling

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<div style='width: 600px; text-align: justify;'><p style='float:right; padding-left: 10px;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=536014"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/263531.jpg'></a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=536014">Anklebiters' Yearbook</a></p>Itinerant bloodbowl fans (or 'splat-hoppers', as they're commonly named) are often surprised by the aggression displayed by the Anklebiters. The explanation is simple: hypnotism. Not only have the halflings been persuaded that their armour is magical but also that their strength will be magically enhanced to match their opponent's - and the larger the opponent, the harder they'll fall. If you don't believe me, check out the In Memoriam section below ...

The Anklebiters operate a "Bloodbowl Till We Die" no-firing policy. A stat decrease means the player joins the Death or Glory squad and is effectively on kamikaze duty, aiming to tackle the biggest, toughest opponents he can find until the inevitable happens. If a niggle means a player misses two matches, he'll be promoted to the backroom staff.</div>
<table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style='width: 600px; border: 1px solid black; background-color:#ccc;'><!--
--><tr><th colspan='3' style='background-color: #000; color: #fff;'>IN MEMORIAM</th><tr><!--
--><tr><th></th><th>Glorious Fallen</th><th>Lamented Victims</th></tr><!--
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--><th>Pre-season II</th><!--
--><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #090; background-color: #9f9;'><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6431199'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Donna k'Babb"></a></td><!--
--><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #900; background-color: #f99;'><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6148602"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/orc.png' alt='Goolash Gutripper - Wroxall Wreckers'></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6432122"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/blackorc.png' alt='Warton Stonechewa - Porchfield Punishers'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6442779"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/ghoul.png' alt='Night Shadow - Horringford Horrors'></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6507077'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png' alt='Jasmin - Sandown Zoo Specimens'></a></td><!--
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--><th>Season II</th><!--
--><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #090; background-color: #9f9;'><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6521068'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Sheesh k'Babb"></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431198'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Hula Hooper"></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431169'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Saltin Peppa"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6541978"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='"Stomper" Henderson'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431174"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='Toasty McGarrigle'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431193"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Jack O'Diamonds"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6431187"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='Boffer Gough'></a></td><!--
--><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #900; background-color: #f99;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6156448"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/ogre/goblin.png' alt='Castle - Caulkhead Crunchers'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6470453"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/vampire/thrall.png" alt="Benajmin - East Cowes Elite (OFAB'd to death)"></a><!--
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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6442779"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/ghoul.png' alt='Night Shadow - Horringford Horrors'></a>
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<a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6507077'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png' alt='Jasmin - Sandown Zoo Specimens'></a>
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<div style='float: left; width: 200px; border: 1px solid #ccc; background-color: #fee; margin: 0 10px; padding: 5px; text-align:left;'>We're the 'flings from the Heath
May be up to your thighs
But we'll stamp on your knackers
And'll bring you down to size

We're the 'flings from Heath
And you'd better take note
We're gonna clean out your larder
And barbecue your goat

- <i>Traditional local song</i></div><div style='width: 390px; text-align: justify; padding: 10px; border: 1px solid black; background-color: #ffff99;'><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/259888.jpg" style='float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid blue;'><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/259889.jpg" style='float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid blue;'>As an added value service to coaches unfortunate enough to be slain by a halfling or a treeman, feel free to replace your player's portrait with one of these bespoke images:<br clear='right'> </div>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Whiplash Willow
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   14 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 150k
(141)k
  
2
"Dutch" Elm d'Sease
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   14 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 160k
(128)k
  
3
Chucklin' Joe Condiment
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 n, m 13 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 50k
(0)k
  
4
Portion O'Chipps
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(15)k
  
5
Mashie Nibblick
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
"Grips" McGarrigle
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Pipey Frosting
Halfling
4 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
 -ma, n 12 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 80k
(33)k
  
8
Frosty Piping
Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -st, n 12 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 50k
(13)k
  
9
Lonnie Skiffle
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(13)k
  
10
Gumball Woodwood
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
11
Lanky Hotpot
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(13)k
  
12
Ginster McGough
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n, m 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
13
Roger Ganglion
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
14
Stewie Potts
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Guard, Sure Feet
   5 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 80k
(60)k
  
15
Masher Gubbins
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(0)k
  
12 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Emrys Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (2/3/9) |TD Diff:-17 (8 - 25) |Cas Diff:-44 (3/6/7 - 29/21/10)
Last Opponent: Caulkhead Crunchers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc30/1/20.3-1.30.3   0.3   0.7-1.7   1.0   0.3-180k
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   3.0-10k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   1.0-5.0   3.0   0.0-250k
Goblin10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-260k
Human10/0/10.0-4.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   3.0   1.0-220k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   1.0370k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Norse10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-110k
Ogre21/1/01.5-1.00.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   2.5   1.5110k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Vampire10/0/10.0-2.00.0   3.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-530k
Total142/3/90.6-1.80.2   0.4   0.5-2.1   1.5   0.7-105k