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Stunted Beards
Retired [X] Dwarf

This team is made up of Dwarves that have been
punished for a crime so heinous that it can't be
named. But it is plainly obvious that the punishment
was the magical removal of their beards, permanently.



Dwarven Wizard (rolls at first kick-off)
1. Fizzle! A flaw renders the rune useless!
2. Rune of Speed. Gain +1 MA and Sprint.
3. Rune of Might. Gain +1 ST.
4. Rune of Dexterity. Gain +1 AG.
5. Rune of Stone. Gain +1 AV and Stand Firm.
6. Rune of Courage. Gain Dauntless and Frenzy.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stamos Thickbelt
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Diving Tackle
   12 1 4 0 3 1 24/ 140k
(133)k
  
2
Nikkiwig Brawnanvil
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   11 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Smite
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   12 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(105)k
  
4
Felix Anvilswigger
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Mauler McAle
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Stumbles Meaddancer
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 90k
(115)k
  
7
Gross Misconduct
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
 m 12 0 0 0 2 3 19/ 110k
(0)k
  
8
Grim Thinfingers
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   12 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 90k
(115)k
  
9
Trunder Mcmuffin
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
 m 12 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 110k
(0)k
  
10
Thorin Ironmug
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Kick
   10 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 90k
(105)k
  
11
drunkagent, opponent of :)'s
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   6 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 110k
(125)k
  
14
Uberton the Cheap and Cheezy
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   8 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 110k
(125)k
  
15
Tred Bowlgut
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block
   12 2 6 0 2 0 24/ 130k
(135)k
  
16
Squat
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   12 2 0 0 1 0 4/ 80k
(80)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Tymless Re-Rolls (80k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (6/5/1) |TD Diff:10 (20 - 10) |Cas Diff:5 (12/8/3 - 10/6/2)
Last Opponent: Khornes Murder Squad Return
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-70k
Chaos Chosen30/2/11.0-1.30.7   0.3   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.390k
Human11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.090k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-170k
Skaven21/1/02.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5-10k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.010k
Wood Elf21/1/01.5-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-75k
Total126/5/11.7-0.81.0   0.7   0.3-0.8   0.5   0.2-3k