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Skills Pending [FT] Elven Union

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Macavity: Life Number Three
Thrower
6 3 4+ - 7+
Pass
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
Catcher
8 3 4+ - 6+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Guard, Wrestle
 -av 20 1 7 0 0 3 37/28 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Rum Tum Tugger
Blitzer
7 3 4+ - 8+
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle
   30 2 3 0 6 3 38/28 170k
(110+60)k
  
4
A Roly-Poly Jellicle Cat
Blitzer
7 3 4+ - 8+
Block, Side Step
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Mungojerrie
Catcher
8 4 4+ - 7+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+ST, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   29 3 17 0 11 3 91/50 240k
(100+140)k
  
6
Bombalurina
Catcher
8 3 4+ - 6+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
 -av 13 0 7 0 0 0 21/24 140k
(100+40)k
  
7
Old Deuteronomy
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 6+
Kick
 -ag, n, -av, m 26 4 0 0 0 2 14/20 80k
(0)k
  
8
Gilbert
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Griddlebone
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+
Wrestle, Side Step
   10 1 1 0 1 2 16/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
10
Miss Mistoffelees
Lineman
6 4 4+ - 7+
+ST
   6 4 0 0 1 0 6/20 110k
(60+50)k
  
11
Coricopat
Catcher
10 3 4+ - 7+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+MA, +MA, Wrestle
   15 2 9 0 1 1 36/28 180k
(100+80)k
  
12
Jellylorum
Thrower
6 3 4+ - 7+
Pass
Strong Arm, Accurate
   12 11 0 0 0 1 16/24 120k
(70+50)k
  
13
Pouncival
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Mumblebrutus
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: wrshamilton Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (13/7/10) |TD Diff:4 (55 - 51) |Cas Diff:-43 (20/20/3 - 36/27/23)
Last Opponent: Evil Nuffle's Elf Fun (LIVE)
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   2.020k
Chaos Dwarf21/0/11.5-2.00.0   0.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.5-90k
Chaos Renegade31/1/11.0-1.30.0   0.7   0.0-1.3   1.0   1.3-43k
Elven Union10/1/05.0-5.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0110k
Halfling11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Human10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.0-60k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Norse32/0/11.3-1.00.7   0.7   0.0-1.0   1.3   0.73k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.00k
Ogre10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   2.0-170k
Orc10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   2.00k
Shambling Undead42/1/11.8-1.00.8   0.8   0.3-1.8   0.8   0.813k
Skaven30/2/12.3-2.70.3   0.7   0.0-1.0   0.7   0.310k
Slann22/0/03.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Underworld Denizens21/0/12.0-2.51.0   1.0   0.5-2.0   1.0   1.0-120k
Vampire11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0110k
Wood Elf21/1/02.0-1.51.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Total3013/7/101.8-1.70.7   0.7   0.1-1.2   0.9   0.8-23k