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This team was originally made to contrast my first slann team, but have since become my primary Slann in [R]. They're still no match for my favorite team ever, but they're fun.

Where Fragile started with successful catchers and keeps losing rookie blitzers, I decided for this team to skill a few blitzers to a survivable level before acquiring any catcher spp hogs. The name obviously refers to the AG3 that comes with such a team.

When I hired catchers (and rolled +AGs by the handful) the name wasn't as apt any longer, but some recent RIPs on AG4 and AG6 have returned them to their humble origins.

At some point the team had 4 developed blitzers, but then in the space of only three games the best 3 went RIP,RIP,niggle. Since then the team has struggled a lot to get back to a decent level.

At a later point it again had 4 developed blitzers, but in the space of only three turns two of them went RIP apo RIP, RIP.

Past greats:

Agile was the BEST retriever ever, as well as an amazing interceptor and a solid thrower. Most fun player I ever had. Singularly responsible for the team's winning record.

Splotch II had an amazing potential, but was also major bloat.

Overpriced was a solid basher who made the team almost competitive while he lived.

Big was my first big guy to get block. His skill set brought nice stability to the team, but I doubt he was worth his TV.

Versatile II and III were solid blitzers of the slow-to build, easy-to-lose variety. They were very valuable while they lasted.

Hurting II was a very fun player; very atypical and interesting. A blitzer with AG4 wrackle sidestep, he was a fine sacker, a good marker, and was on his way to becoming a magnificent surfer.

"expendable", being a linefrog with +ST and +AG, was the bloatiest kicker I ever had.

Had a good run in the XFL IX. Got throroughly beat up in the semifinal. Went 2-0 ahead while kicking in the final, but got so thoroughly beat up that the opponent made 2-2 while I received, leaving me with 4 players and kicking for overtime.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Frenzy
  56 0 7 0 74 4 Legend
189
230k
(110+120)k
 
2
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
  1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Catcher
7 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Guard, Dodge, Sure Hands
  22 13 8 1 0 1 44/51 150k
(80+70)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
7
Catcher
7 3 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, +ST
m 12 7 3 0 0 1 21/31 150k
(0)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
+AG, Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
-ma 104 13 12 3 16 9 132/176 180k
(60+120)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  15 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
  16 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, Strip Ball, Tackle
  57 0 0 0 6 5 37/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: the_Sage Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:107 (53/18/36) |TD Diff:42 (198 - 156) |Cas Diff:10 (125/73/26 - 111/73/30)
Last Opponent: Lustria Croaker
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-0.03.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.030k
Chaos Chosen42/0/22.3-1.31.0   0.3   0.3-1.3   1.0   0.3183k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0110k
Dark Elf2311/4/82.0-1.61.1   0.6   0.3-0.9   0.7   0.3-3k
Elven Union52/1/21.2-1.62.0   0.4   0.2-1.0   0.2   0.0-10k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.04.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0100k
Halfling33/0/04.3-0.32.7   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.7   0.7337k
High Elf147/1/62.3-2.11.0   0.7   0.2-0.9   0.7   0.3-26k
Human21/0/12.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-5k
Lizardmen62/3/11.5-1.20.8   1.7   0.0-0.7   0.7   0.247k
Necromantic Horror51/3/11.0-1.00.2   1.4   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.638k
Norse53/1/11.6-1.41.4   0.8   0.0-1.8   0.8   0.072k
Nurgle10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.060k
Orc53/0/21.0-1.20.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.2   0.0128k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.060k
Skaven42/0/21.5-2.00.3   0.8   0.3-0.3   0.5   0.838k
Slann107/1/21.7-1.11.5   1.1   0.6-1.4   0.4   0.5-133k
Tomb Kings11/0/05.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0100k
Underworld Denizens20/1/11.0-1.50.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.5-35k
Vampire42/0/21.0-1.00.5   1.3   0.5-1.5   0.5   0.368k
Wood Elf93/2/42.1-1.92.1   0.2   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.18k
Total10753/18/361.9-1.51.2   0.7   0.2-1.0   0.7   0.321k