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Sleepwalking Elite
P [R] Human


A number of thinkers have commented on the similarities between the phenomenology of dreams and that of psychosis. Sometimes, the depths of psychosis manifests itself into physical form. Humans with long careers of Bloodbowl tend to suffer from advanced psychosis as a result of on the pitch abuse.

The Sleepwalking Elite were created from the haunted dreams of former star Bloodbowl players. They compulsively wander from stadium to stadium searching for a familiar feeling.



The lunatic is a wakeful dreamer
Immanuel Kant

A dream is a short-lasting psychosis, and a psychosis is a long-lasting dream
Arthur Schopenhauer

Let the dreamer walk about and act like one that is awake and we have the clinical picture of dementia praecox
Carl Jung



Winners of Warpstone Open VII Qualifier X
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dean 'Done Get Some'
Blitzer
7 3 4 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, +AV, +AG
   34 2 10 0 30 4 112/176 220k
(90+130)k
  
2
Straight Jacket Dean
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Fend, Dauntless
   37 0 10 0 19 2 78/176 190k
(90+100)k
  
3
Sammy Salute
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   2 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
4
Petey Face to the Floor
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   17 1 7 1 0 1 29/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Jars Remix
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Stand Firm
   36 0 0 0 13 3 41/51 210k
(140+70)k
  
6
Protein R
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Dauntless
 n, m 12 0 6 0 2 2 32/51 120k
(0)k
  
9
Chevy
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Kick, Fend
 -ag, m 49 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 90k
(0)k
  
10
Fashionista Insane
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
In Depth State
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Timer
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   19 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
The Red
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Fend
   39 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
15
Forfeiture
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
+AG, Wrestle
 m 13 0 7 0 0 1 26/31 120k
(0)k
  
16
Wonderful Liar
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Leader, Block
   18 16 0 0 1 2 28/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Synn Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1590k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 610k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:117 (71/19/27) |TD Diff:90 (194 - 104) |Cas Diff:129 (218/119/43 - 148/64/39)
Last Opponent: 'Mayhem Midgets'
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.06.0   1.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-380k
Chaos Chosen43/0/11.3-0.51.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.8-43k
Chaos Dwarf75/1/11.9-0.91.3   0.9   0.1-1.4   0.6   0.4-70k
Chaos Renegade42/1/11.5-0.80.8   1.3   0.3-1.5   0.3   0.5125k
Dark Elf114/4/31.4-1.01.9   1.3   0.1-1.4   0.5   0.39k
Dwarf64/1/11.3-0.51.0   0.7   0.0-1.3   0.0   1.25k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-640k
Goblin22/0/04.0-0.04.5   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0385k
Halfling43/1/01.8-1.03.0   2.0   0.8-1.3   0.3   0.585k
High Elf42/0/21.0-1.01.8   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.8   0.0-113k
Human43/0/12.3-0.52.0   0.5   0.3-1.8   0.5   0.3-45k
Lizardmen96/0/31.7-1.02.6   1.2   0.7-0.9   0.7   0.1-79k
Necromantic Horror208/7/51.2-1.11.3   0.7   0.4-1.6   0.9   0.4-14k
Norse85/0/31.6-0.91.1   1.1   0.6-1.1   0.6   0.016k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-210k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-110k
Orc43/0/11.5-0.51.8   0.0   0.3-1.3   0.5   0.3-28k
Shambling Undead74/0/31.7-1.31.3   1.1   0.7-2.1   1.4   0.9-41k
Skaven97/1/12.0-0.92.9   1.1   0.4-0.8   0.0   0.0-23k
Slann20/2/01.0-1.02.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-85k
Tomb Kings11/0/04.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0220k
Underworld Denizens10/1/02.0-2.03.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   2.0-70k
Wood Elf65/0/12.5-0.82.8   1.5   0.5-0.8   0.2   0.0-5k
Total11771/19/271.7-0.91.9   1.0   0.4-1.3   0.5   0.3-21k