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Roster [R] Slann

Facts & Stories
  • Names are those of people who had once the world high jump record.
    See here.
  • Oddly, Ni Zhiqin disappeared from the official list since i added him to the team. This may have a link with the following fact...
  • The most useless player of the team is probably Ni Ziquin 2, blitzer who got dirty player by mistake. He was retired after having shown to the coach that he would not dare fouling... Also the only player retired healthy.



Tournament Record
  • FUMBBL Cup XI : One Top-8 appearance, our best result so far.
  • Ulthuan Invitational IX : Failed in first round of qualifier, rumors say it was because they prefer to play other slann... see next line.
  • XFL VIII Slann : Lost in semifinal (a beautiful match).
  • GLT IX : High TV qualifier started with a somewhat impressive match... 4 dead players, 7 SI, and a 3-0 win.



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Team Hall of Fame (via Shraaaag's scripts):

TopName#
Games Patrik Sjöberg
Rudolf Povarnitsyn
Dwight Stones		46
Completions (48) Javier Sotomayor 215
Touchdowns (73) Patrik Sjöberg11
Interceptions (3) Javier Sotomayor 22
Casualties (114) Rudolf Povarnitsyn57
Most Valuable Player (47) Gerd Wessig
Pat Matzdorf		6
Star Player Points (736) Rudolf Povarnitsyn147
Rushing (1463) Javier Sotomayor 2321
Passing (180) Javier Sotomayor 284
Blocks (1993) Rudolf Povarnitsyn413
Fouls (16) Dietmar Mögenburg11
Scoring Thrower Javier Sotomayor 210
Blocking Thrower Patrik Sjöberg
Dwight Stones		2
Blocking Scorer Patrik Sjöberg11
Triple Patrik Sjöberg
Dwight Stones		2
All-rounder Zhu Jianhua 21
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Javier Sotomayor 3
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
+MA, Dodge
   6 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
2
Patrik Sjöberg
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
   52 2 11 0 17 6 99/176 220k
(110+110)k
  
3
Igor Paklin 2
Blitzer
7 5 2 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
+ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST
 -ag 34 0 9 0 13 3 68/76 250k
(110+140)k
  
4
Rudolf Povarnitsyn
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs
Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Dodge
 m 52 0 6 0 62 3 157/176 210k
(0)k
  
5
Zhu Jianhua 3
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
6
Gerd Wessig 2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Dietmar Mögenburg
Lineman
6 3 2 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
 -ag 50 1 5 0 4 2 34/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Jacek Wszola 5
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Valeriy Brumel 3
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs
Dodge, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step
   26 7 14 1 0 5 76/176 190k
(80+110)k
  
10
Dwight Stones 2
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Pat Matzdorf
Lineman
7 3 3 6
Leap, Very Long Legs
Wrestle, Strip Ball, +MA
 -av, -av 47 0 4 0 4 6 50/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
12
Vladimir Yashchenko 7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leap, Very Long Legs
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Emeric Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Slann Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (27/6/20) |TD Diff:13 (84 - 71) |Cas Diff:-4 (81/33/11 - 71/41/17)
Last Opponent: Anarchy Reigns
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/03.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0220k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0120k
Chaos Renegade10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.0-30k
Dark Elf64/1/11.7-0.71.7   0.8   0.2-0.7   0.5   0.7-93k
Dwarf22/0/02.5-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0500k
Elven Union21/1/02.5-2.01.5   2.0   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0-205k
High Elf40/0/40.8-2.81.3   0.3   0.0-2.3   0.5   0.0-115k
Human32/0/12.0-1.30.7   0.3   0.3-1.3   1.3   0.023k
Lizardmen32/1/01.3-0.33.0   0.7   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.077k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   3.00k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0160k
Orc20/0/20.5-1.52.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.5-60k
Shambling Undead32/0/11.3-1.30.7   0.7   0.3-2.0   0.3   0.3113k
Skaven105/0/51.8-1.61.9   0.9   0.3-1.5   0.6   0.4108k
Slann42/0/21.3-1.52.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.3   0.023k
Underworld Denizens11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.080k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.070k
Wood Elf53/0/22.4-1.61.4   0.4   0.2-0.6   0.0   0.4-12k
Total5327/6/201.6-1.31.5   0.6   0.2-1.3   0.8   0.333k