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[S] Chaos Halfling
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'… the dourest and most ugly set of sprites belonging to the elfin tribe; they are only to be seen about old ruins, barrows, giant's quoits and castles, and other places where treasure is buried, of which they have the charge.' 'Not long since, a tinner of Lelant dreamt, three nights following, that a crock of gold Divas buried in a particular spot between large rocks within the castle, on Trecroben hill. The next clear moonlight night he dug up the ground of which he had dreamt. After working two or three hours he came to a flat stone which sounded hollow; whilst digging round its edges, the weather became suddenly dark, the wind roared around the carns, and looking up, when he had made a place for his hands to lift it, he saw hundreds of ugly spriggans coming out from amidst the rocks gathering around and approaching him. The man dropped his pick, ran down the hill and home as fast as could lay foot to ground; he took to his bed and was unable leave it for weeks.' Spriggans seemed to have an affinity for Giants, often sharing their caves and living on scraps of food left behind. Spriggans are incredibly strong for their size, sadistic and malicious. Often luring travelers to isolated locations, one or two Spriggans would turn into frenzied giants, terrifying any livestock, while the rest of the gang closed in for the kill. One particularly vicious Spriggan, Dharan-cut, known for his handiwork with blades, decided that the pickings were too scarce in the wild; so he banded together with the wildest and strongest of the Spriggans he knew and, underneath the great Bloodtree, forged a pact. They would become a Blood Bowl team, butchering other stunties for glory and riches. As Spriggans are known as nasty and malicious, Dharan-cut has entered the team into the Dangerzone! Pre-Dangerzone kills: Quickclaw: 16 SPP Raptor (+16 points), killed by Brodi's chainsaw Season 1 Dangerzone kills: Bringle Wart: 7 SPP Goblin (+7 points), killed by Murdak's headbutt Total Dangerzone points: 7 Post Dangerzone kills: Xogri: 55 SPP Daredevil (+55 points), killed by Belta's chainsaw fouling the mbpo gnome with 4 assists. Raging Evasion: 32 SPP Eshin Assassin, killed by starving howling Spriggans fans after being crowd surfed Total Casualties caused: 177 in 35 games (average: 5.1 per game) most in one game: 8 vs Hail to the Machine (Skyre Slaves), We Come To Steal Your Babies (Eshin Adepts), Half Mean (Chaos Halfling) least in one game: 1 vs Robo-rats, Skyre Slaves Most Valuable Players of all time: Halmar! 4 MVP's, niggled in his very first game, foul appearance/sidestep/block ball harrier! Died in his 30th game from a misthrown intercepted bomb. Maugrim, current Chaos Spawn, 5 MVP's! Skill Rolls: 39 Normals: 29, Doubles: 7, AV/MA: 1, Agi: 0, Str: 2 |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
-ag, m | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 55k
(0)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Halfling
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6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty +MA, Side Step, Diving Tackle |
30 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 36/51 | 105k
(35+70)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 35k
(35+0)k |
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| 8 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Disturbing Presence |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 9 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Big Hand |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 10 |
Chaos Halfling
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Diving Tackle |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 55k
(35+20)k |
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| 12 |
Carver
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon Block, Thick Skull |
14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21/31 | 120k
(70+50)k |
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| 13 |
Carver
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon Block, Side Step |
33 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 14 |
Head Carver
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 15 |
Chaos Spawn
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal Tentacles, Block, Foul Appearance, Claw |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 29 | 1 | 63/76 | 230k
(140+90)k |
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| 16 |
Chaos Spawn
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal Tentacles, Guard, Multiple Block, Claw, Foul Appearance |
35 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 45 | 5 | 118/176 | 240k
(140+100)k |
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| Games Played: | 35 (14/10/11) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (32 - 28) | | | Cas Diff: | 63 (120/40/17 - 77/28/9) |
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| Last Opponent: half mean | |||||||
| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2/1/1 | 1.0 | - | 0.5 | 3.3 1.0 0.8 | - | 3.3 1.3 0.0 | 35k |
| Eshin Adepts | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 6.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | 450k |
| Skryre Slaves | 3 | 0/0/3 | 0.3 | - | 1.3 | 4.3 0.3 0.3 | - | 2.7 0.7 0.7 | -97k |
| Forest Goblin | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 1.0 | 3.5 1.0 0.0 | - | 2.0 1.5 0.0 | 280k |
| Gnoblar | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | 70k |
| Gnome | 3 | 2/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.3 | 4.0 1.3 0.7 | - | 2.0 0.0 0.0 | 233k |
| Goblin Cheaters | 3 | 2/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 0.7 | 1.7 1.7 0.3 | - | 1.7 0.7 0.3 | 17k |
| Horrors of Tzeentch | 4 | 2/1/1 | 1.8 | - | 0.8 | 3.5 0.8 1.5 | - | 2.0 0.8 0.0 | 213k |
| Nurglings | 5 | 2/2/1 | 0.6 | - | 0.4 | 3.2 1.8 0.6 | - | 0.8 1.4 0.6 | -48k |
| Pygmy | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 2.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | -160k |
| Skink | 2 | 0/2/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 0.5 | - | 3.0 0.0 1.0 | -80k |
| Snotling | 3 | 0/2/1 | 1.0 | - | 1.3 | 3.3 1.7 0.0 | - | 4.0 0.7 0.3 | -47k |
| Squig Herders | 2 | 1/0/1 | 0.5 | - | 2.0 | 3.5 1.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 2.0 0.0 | 50k |
| Strigoyan | 1 | 1/0/0 | 1.0 | - | 0.0 | 6.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | -10k |
| Total | 35 | 14/10/11 | 0.9 | - | 0.8 | 3.4 1.1 0.5 | - | 2.2 0.8 0.3 | 55k |