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Whiskey and Co
Roster [B] Dwarf


Born to lose.

For dwarfs who want to let their guard down...whiskey for the blockers, beer for the runners, wine for the blitzers, something stronger for the slayers.

But NEVER guard. Guard is for Guardorama!




TopName#
Touchdowns (79)Bud Light
48
Interceptions (1)Malbec
1
Casualties (152)Baileys
35
Most Valuable Player (73)Bud Light
10
Star Player Points (922)Bud Light
197
Passing (43)Claret
15
Rushing (1841)Bud Light
1256
Blocks (2966)Baileys
269
Fouls (4)Bombay Sapphire
Guinness
Paddy Irish
Dunville's Three Crowns
1
Scoring ThrowerChablis
3
Blocking ThrowerChablis
3
Blocking ScorerChablis
5
TripleChablis
3
All-rounder
Courtesy of Shraag's magic parsing script
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Claret
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG, Stand Firm
   18 3 2 0 1 1 16/31 140k
(80+60)k
  
2
Cadenheads Peated
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Fend
   20 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
3
Greenore
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Fend
   9 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Poitín
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Knappogue Castle
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   34 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
DWD Distillery
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   36 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Chablis
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Fend, +MA, Strip Ball, Tackle
   60 3 5 0 6 5 55/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
8
Bud Light
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Dodge, Kick-Off Return, Side Step, Tackle
   67 1 48 0 1 10 Legend
197
 230k
(80+150)k
  
9
Dunville's Three Crowns
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Beamish
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
11
Paddy Irish
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Green Spot
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Drop of the Irish
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: somertown Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1600k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (30/20/23) |TD Diff:6 (79 - 73) |Cas Diff:-13 (88/46/19 - 107/40/19)
Last Opponent: Sons of David
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon21/1/01.0-0.52.0   1.5   1.0-1.5   0.0   0.5300k
Chaos Chosen137/4/21.1-0.51.4   0.5   0.2-1.5   1.3   0.3-67k
Chaos Dwarf50/2/30.2-1.40.6   0.2   0.4-1.4   0.6   0.2130k
Chaos Renegade32/0/11.3-0.71.0   1.0   0.0-2.3   0.7   0.0-3k
Dark Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-150k
Dwarf43/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.3   0.5   0.518k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0470k
Halfling11/0/03.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Human50/2/30.6-1.60.8   0.2   0.2-1.6   0.6   0.4-34k
Lizardmen31/1/11.3-1.31.0   1.0   0.0-1.7   0.3   0.043k
Necromantic Horror86/1/11.8-0.81.0   0.9   0.0-0.6   0.6   0.1-33k
Norse41/1/21.0-1.51.3   1.3   0.8-2.3   0.8   0.568k
Nurgle43/1/01.8-0.50.8   1.0   0.5-1.5   0.3   0.5-43k
Ogre10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.030k
Orc51/3/10.8-0.80.6   0.0   0.0-2.2   0.4   0.4-4k
Shambling Undead40/1/30.3-1.51.8   0.8   1.3-3.3   0.3   0.5-130k
Skaven10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Slann30/1/20.7-1.72.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-17k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.02.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Wood Elf31/0/21.0-1.71.3   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.0   0.0-3k
Total7330/20/231.1-1.01.2   0.6   0.3-1.5   0.5   0.3-0k