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Kingston K[R]UELTY
Retired [R] Human





The Ranked Division's Kingston Kruelty team is a group of athletic young nobels who desire all of the benefits and notoriety that playing for a famous Blood Bowl team provides, but don’t care to cross paths with all of the undesirable and deadly opponents that the Black Box league would require. They much prefer to pick and choose their opponents to minimize bloodshed. The Kruelty name and brand, made infamous by one of Black Box’s most experienced and violent human teams, is owned by Cosmo Crackwell's family, so he and his uppity group of friends are legally able to use it for their Ranked Division team as well. They feel it increases the wow factor and adoration generated in taverns when the players talk of their “occupation” and "employer.”

In truth, the Ranked team of nobels is not without talent and promise, even if it doesn’t possess the same killer instinct and fearless disposition of its Black Box counterpart. The Ranked team’s management carefully chooses opponents in an effort to build player experience and hopefully recruit a pool of real star talent, awaiting the opportunity to deploy an ideal human team in a Major FUMBBL tournament.



The Ranked Division's Kingston Team has simple goals.. FAME & FORTUNE. These pretty boy Nobels want to have a winning record at all costs, but they also want to make money. By having a big bank the Ranked pretty boys have been at the top of the not so FAMOUS Fumbble Rich List at times, having the largest bank of any human team in the Ranked or Blackbox Divisions. The pretty boys think this means something. They intend to cherry pick the opposition in an effort to make a Star-Studded line-up ready for XFL or FUMBBL Majors glory, should that oppertunity ever arise. These uppity nobels aren't about to enter into anything until their set-up is almost perfect, meaning at least one +STAT superstar on the roster.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
'Quick Start' Bart Bateman
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   12 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
Barry Backhand
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Juggernaut
   29 0 0 0 16 5 57/ 170k
(90+80)k
  
3
Kenneth Galdwulf
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Dic "the Brick" Brakespear
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
   24 0 3 0 6 3 36/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
5
Tex
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader, Accurate
   25 3 6 0 2 3 40/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Cosmo Crackwell
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Hands, Sure Feet, Guard, Sprint
   30 1 23 1 1 2 84/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
7
Dirty Will
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
'Led Boot' Lawson
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Block
 n 29 1 3 0 2 2 24/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Larch Larkwood
Lineman
6 3 3 8   29 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Leff Loudbait
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Block
   29 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Aiden Jashoone
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Kicks in Face
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   30 0 3 1 2 2 25/ 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Eduardo Austill
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Lukas Undaria
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Marcus Ledale
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (24/0/6) |TD Diff:31 (51 - 20) |Cas Diff:39 (50/23/15 - 32/15/2)
Last Opponent: Speedy in Africa
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen33/0/01.7-0.01.3   1.3   1.0-0.3   0.0   0.0-43k
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   0.0450k
Goblin11/0/03.0-0.03.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.020k
Dark Elf33/0/01.3-0.31.0   1.0   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.0-177k
Elven Union11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.010k
Halfling11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.00k
High Elf11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-20k
Human53/0/22.2-1.61.2   0.2   0.2-1.8   0.6   0.0-26k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-40k
Norse11/0/03.0-0.04.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.050k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.040k
Ogre11/0/02.0-1.03.0   2.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.070k
Orc11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0140k
Shambling Undead32/0/11.3-0.71.3   1.0   1.0-1.3   1.0   0.3-40k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.060k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Underworld Denizens22/0/01.5-0.03.0   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.040k
Vampire21/0/11.0-0.52.5   1.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.075k
Total3024/0/61.7-0.71.7   0.8   0.5-1.1   0.5   0.1-0k