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Beer Engine FC
Retired [R] Ogre

Beer Engine Brewery was broke; Elven wine and Dwarven whisky were becoming fashionable in Altdorf and sales were down.

Head Brewer Michelle Maltings had an idea...... the employees were mostly ogres, good for heavy lifting, and she thought why not form a Blood Bowl team?

Beer Engine FC played all comers, anywhere, anytime, to raise money and save the brewery, and spread the message of the greatness of beer.

The team was a wild success, thanks to their brutal play style and willingness to try crazy plays. They attract huge crowds and interested coaches to spectate, and they even won some games.

The brewery has long since been saved, and Michelle has retired from Blood Bowl. However, the Beer Engine rolls on. Michelle's brother Mick has taken the head coach job and the team has gone pro. The brewery is now a recruiting ground for new players.

**Latest: Put of the fumbbl cup by a very good dark elf team and some basic coaching errors. Red Beer Rookie retires through injury and Double Bock is draughted in as a replacement**
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Weissenbrauer
Ogre
5 7 1 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, +ST, Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block, +ST
 -ag, n 117 0 11 0 74 8 Legend
221
 330k
(140+190)k
  
2
Killa Artois
Ogre
5 6 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, +ST, Block
   13 0 2 0 2 5 35/ 240k
(140+100)k
  
3
Porter Pedro
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Block, Guard, +MA, Grab
 n, m 54 0 18 1 25 6 136/ 260k
(0)k
  
4
New England Indian
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle
   11 1 0 0 10 1 26/ 190k
(140+50)k
  
5
Double Bock
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
6
Cider Stewart
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+MA, Break Tackle, Guard, Grab, Juggernaut
   25 2 4 0 5 11 79/ 250k
(140+110)k
  
7
Roger Protz
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
   21 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
8
Cheeseboard
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Milk Stout
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Dirty Player
   40 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
10
Wet Towel
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Advocaat
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Gold Label
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   40 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Scouser
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Scotch Egg
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Jimmy Swivels
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Nipple Pad
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PaddyMick Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:171 (33/30/108) |TD Diff:-210 (131 - 341) |Cas Diff:-136 (313/156/70 - 454/159/62)
Last Opponent: [R] Moriquendi
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon50/2/30.2-1.61.6   1.2   0.6-2.2   0.8   0.0244k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Chaos Dwarf51/0/40.8-1.60.6   0.6   0.4-3.2   1.2   0.628k
Chaos Renegade31/1/10.7-1.30.7   1.0   0.0-2.3   1.3   0.330k
Dark Elf140/1/130.4-2.41.9   0.7   0.3-3.3   0.7   0.33k
Dwarf31/0/20.7-2.71.7   0.3   0.0-3.3   2.0   0.3193k
Elven Union82/4/21.0-1.41.9   0.8   0.6-1.5   0.9   0.56k
Goblin73/2/20.7-0.91.9   1.4   0.3-2.4   0.3   0.349k
Halfling42/1/11.5-0.83.5   1.0   0.5-3.5   0.8   0.0225k
High Elf224/4/141.0-2.31.8   0.9   0.3-3.1   0.6   0.546k
Human173/3/110.7-1.91.9   0.9   0.4-2.6   1.1   0.250k
Lizardmen21/1/01.5-0.55.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.5   1.0-40k
Necromantic Horror91/1/70.4-1.81.3   0.8   0.4-2.8   1.2   0.4129k
Norse11/0/02.0-0.04.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0180k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-40k
Ogre73/1/30.7-1.02.7   1.0   0.4-2.0   1.1   0.3290k
Orc92/2/50.7-1.80.6   0.9   0.3-2.8   1.0   0.7198k
Shambling Undead50/1/40.4-2.40.8   1.2   0.8-3.6   1.2   0.080k
Skaven91/0/81.0-3.12.8   1.1   0.2-1.8   0.9   0.6101k
Slann40/0/40.5-2.82.0   1.3   0.5-2.5   1.5   0.3-155k
Tomb Kings20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.5   0.5-2.0   1.5   0.5170k
Underworld Denizens30/1/20.7-2.02.3   1.7   0.0-2.0   2.3   0.3287k
Vampire113/2/60.7-2.01.9   1.0   0.5-3.2   1.1   0.54k
Wood Elf194/2/131.0-2.62.0   0.7   0.6-2.2   0.6   0.3100k
Total17133/30/1080.8-2.01.8   0.9   0.4-2.7   0.9   0.482k