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Choppy Sewery
Roster [S] Chaos Halfling

Things wot we have done:

Undefeated after 4 Exploding Cup cups games (1-3-0), but sadly not enough to make the main tourney!

Won this thing: Fighting Cockerel Classic I: Qualifier VII (2-1-1)

Losing finalists in the Fighting Cockerel Classic I (to Azure's Lost Paladins), 2-1.

Raped in rd 2 of the Stunty Cup 2.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dick HAt
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
We back for MOAR
Chaos Spawn
4 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Multiple Block, Claw
 -ma 7 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
3
Pot Hat
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Oh ho ho!
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
   17 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Tingo
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block, Tackle, Sure Hands
   25 0 4 0 9 1 35/51 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Pogo the Clown
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Dik
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   20 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
9
Hjoggity Dog
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
Dave the Turk
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
OMG why and how are we in the semi final?
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 m 15 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 75k
(0)k
  
12
Slabberdash
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Block
   6 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 85k
(35+50)k
  
13
Gumbo gumbo
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
14
Gogg
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow
 -av 25 0 13 0 8 1 60/76 135k
(35+100)k
  
15
Raggle Head bob
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Bogo
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Horns, Two Heads
   23 0 4 0 3 2 28/31 75k
(35+40)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: pythrr Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1395k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 115k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (12/7/8) |TD Diff:8 (33 - 25) |Cas Diff:59 (103/36/23 - 69/24/10)
Last Opponent: Silly Putties
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Albion Fae11/0/03.0-1.05.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.050k
Goblin Cheaters30/1/20.3-2.32.7   1.0   0.3-1.3   1.7   0.0133k
Chaos Halfling42/1/11.0-0.84.5   0.5   0.5-3.3   1.0   0.0-108k
Forest Goblin20/1/11.0-1.52.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-185k
Gnoblar22/0/02.0-0.54.0   1.5   2.0-3.5   0.5   1.5-595k
Horrors of Tzeentch21/0/11.0-1.05.5   3.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Nurglings42/1/11.3-0.53.8   1.5   1.0-2.8   0.5   0.58k
Skryre Slaves21/0/11.5-0.53.5   1.5   1.0-3.5   1.5   1.0110k
Snotling20/2/01.0-1.03.0   1.5   1.0-3.0   0.5   0.0135k
Squig Herders32/0/11.7-1.04.7   1.3   1.3-2.7   1.7   0.3-380k
Strigoyan21/1/01.0-0.03.0   2.5   1.5-1.5   0.5   0.060k
Total2712/7/81.2-0.93.8   1.3   0.9-2.6   0.9   0.4-69k