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The Waaagh Shington Prophecy
by Waaaghmaster Kam

Forty-two is the Waaagh, yet the Waaagh is one. Three shall be the Waaagh's number, not two, not four. To three the Waaagh shall count. Yet three shall become four and four shall become more as long as the Waaagh keeps Waaaghing. The Waaagh knows no rule but the following ones:
  • From now on, every single member of the Waaagh shall have a unique portrait.

  • The more blood the Waaagh spills, the larger it gets. For every kill, the Waaagh gains one "a". For every member of the Waaagh killed, the Waaagh loses one "a";

  • (In game) The Waaagh starts with three "a". Every casualty adds one "a" to the Waaagh's battle chant.

  • The Waaagh can't and shall not lose. The Waaagh has one purpose: winning the FUMBBL Cup and claiming the scroll that will raise from the dead the monster, the vampling, the only player able to unforlorn Haflings. And the Waaagh shall succeed.
The Waaagh is bigger than you. The Waaagh is stronger than you. The Waaagh shall prevail.

WAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAGH!



NB: This bio will not display properly with Internet Explorer. I'm tired of spending hours to fix perfectly fine pieces of code for that browser. There are formatting protocols - IE is unable to follow them - so blame Microsoft so-called developers, not me. Or use a browser that is not a nightmare for coders. nothing will change if people keep using that piece of ****.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dorg Bonechewer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   49 0 1 0 10 4 43/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
2
Zorg Snotcrusher
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
3
Crunch Bromdolsar
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Trunk Flingchewer
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
   45 0 1 0 15 4 53/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
5
Farshik Arenzek
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Diving Tackle, Guard
   16 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
6
Garak Redfist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   11 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
7
Vaarg "Dans ta tronche, le PO"
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Pro
   34 0 3 0 20 5 74/76 160k
(80+80)k
  
8
Gorg
Blitzer
5 4 4 8
Block
+ST, +AG, Sure Hands, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut
 -ma, -av 68 8 56 1 19 6 Legend
246
 260k
(80+180)k
  
9
Korg Flingchewer
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Torg
Lineman
4 4 3 9
+ST, Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle
 -ma 72 1 3 0 19 5 73/76 170k
(50+120)k
  
11
Yorg Yeteescalper
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Mr Troll
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Kam Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 340k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (42/14/17) |TD Diff:32 (101 - 69) |Cas Diff:27 (107/60/33 - 114/42/17)
Last Opponent: Collective Chaos
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen126/2/41.3-0.91.3   1.1   0.5-1.6   1.1   0.1-60k
Chaos Dwarf31/1/11.3-1.01.0   1.0   0.7-2.7   1.0   1.3-80k
Chaos Renegade52/2/11.2-1.01.2   0.0   0.6-1.8   0.8   0.2-52k
Dwarf22/0/02.0-0.51.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   1.5170k
Elven Union21/1/02.0-1.03.0   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-30k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0130k
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-40k
High Elf22/0/02.0-1.01.5   0.0   1.5-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Human66/0/01.8-0.52.3   0.3   0.5-0.5   0.2   0.0-52k
Lizardmen83/2/31.6-1.52.4   1.0   0.1-0.6   0.3   0.145k
Necromantic Horror73/2/20.9-1.30.3   0.4   0.3-2.4   0.3   0.410k
Norse53/0/21.4-0.81.2   1.8   0.4-1.8   0.8   0.012k
Nurgle21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.5   0.0-2.5   2.0   0.015k
Orc52/2/11.2-1.01.0   0.4   0.4-1.6   0.2   0.2-146k
Shambling Undead21/0/10.5-1.01.0   1.5   1.0-3.5   1.5   0.050k
Skaven11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0230k
Tomb Kings64/1/11.3-0.71.0   1.2   0.2-2.7   0.5   0.317k
Underworld Denizens10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-90k
Vampire11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-110k
Wood Elf11/0/02.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Total7342/14/171.4-0.91.5   0.8   0.5-1.6   0.6   0.2-17k