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PanGalacticGargleBlasters
Roster [R] Dark Elf

“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

This team doesn't encourage the abuse of alcohol. It does, however, encourage the abuse of slices of lemon wrapped round large gold bricks.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
2
Trillian
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Jump Up, Tackle, Dodge
   39 1 5 0 62 3 155/176 220k
(100+120)k
  
4
Grunthos the Flatulent
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Gogrilla Mincefriend
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle
   2 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
8
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   20 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
Great Green Arkleseizure
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block
   38 3 1 0 3 3 27/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
10
Bowerick Wowbagger
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
11
Eccentrica Gallumbits
Witch Elf
7 4 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle, +ST
 m 39 3 9 1 15 4 82/176 240k
(0)k
  
17
Ulric Hideoussnake
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Sylvester Clearspike
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Vincent Goldtree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
20
William Coldfist
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Tarabaralla Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1700k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (30/6/4) |TD Diff:58 (86 - 28) |Cas Diff:24 (58/25/19 - 37/31/10)
Last Opponent: SwagStar
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-0.02.0   0.0   3.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Chaos Chosen64/1/12.0-0.71.5   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.837k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/05.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Renegade11/0/03.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-230k
Dwarf21/1/01.5-0.50.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0-50k
Goblin22/0/02.5-1.01.5   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.015k
High Elf32/1/01.7-0.71.7   0.7   0.3-0.0   0.7   0.3-100k
Human11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.080k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-300k
Necromantic Horror31/2/02.3-1.00.7   0.7   0.7-1.7   0.3   0.0-133k
Norse33/0/02.7-0.01.3   1.3   1.0-0.7   0.7   0.3-17k
Nurgle10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-200k
Orc54/0/12.4-0.81.0   1.0   0.4-0.8   1.4   0.0-122k
Skaven54/0/11.8-1.42.4   1.0   0.2-1.0   1.6   0.0-36k
Vampire22/0/01.5-0.01.5   0.5   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.0-5k
Wood Elf32/0/12.0-1.31.3   0.3   0.7-1.3   1.3   0.033k
Total4030/6/42.2-0.71.5   0.6   0.5-0.9   0.8   0.3-48k