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Los Angeles Glams [2016]
Retired [L] High Elf


We are elves.
We are high.
We'll smoke your pot.
And steal your pie.

Proud member of the NBFL


Formerly known as the Seattle Weed Gawks (Seasons 13 to 16).


Formerly known as the Minnesota High Kings (Seasons 17 to 20)



Super Bowl winner of season 20
Super Bowl winner of season 23

#1Jamoris SlaughterBlitzer46 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#2Dashani SkinkslayerBlitzer55 SPPDodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap
#3Keith BurythemThrower43 SPPBlock, Sure Hands, +MA
#6Linus DelfLineman31 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Side Step
#5David "Spur Winged Goose" DallasLineman33 SPPGuard, Block, Dodge
#8Geraldo "Mooochacho" OrtaLineman18 SPPGuard, Block
#5Hendrik "Hi-C" ScottThrower27 SPPBlock, +MA
#11J. Rick McKingdomLineman23 SPPGuard, MB
#11Mysta GnomadLineman32 SPPGuard, MB, PO
#9Jaylen "Udub" BronsonLineman33 SPPBlock, Dodge, Guard
#7Rob BainLineman35 SPPDodge, Guard, Mighty Blow
#15Kory RasmussenLineman16 SPPGuard, Block
#14Hehir DicerLineman18 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow
#1Blas de LezoBlitzer44 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
#12Allan BridgfordCatcher44 SPP+MA, Side Step
#7Paul PoundstoneThrower65 SPPBlock, Dodge, SH, MB
#8Dargud MashanstashLineman16 SPPBlock, Skill
#1Bradbury RobinsonBlitzer54 SPPTackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Leap
#2Pale DaleBlitzer19 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#10Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher33 SPPBlock, Diving Tackle, Side Step
#2James WoodwardBlitzer61 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm
#1Micheal "Karak" KarakLineman20 SPPGuard, Side Step
#10Buddy AustinCatcher64 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball, Side Step
#11Bryan "Cougar" KehlLineman44 SPPWrestle, Leap. + MA
That's the future, silly!
That's the future, silly!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
James Woodward
Blitzer
5 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Leap
 -ma, -ma 29 0 1 0 13 2 100/ 230k
(100+130)k
  
2
Earnest "Mistakes" Jones
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+ST
   3 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 150k
(100+50)k
  
3
Hevlin Dodges
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block, +ST
   15 0 3 0 2 6 49/ 180k
(90+90)k
  
4
Robert "Barkskin" Wood
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Guard, +ST, Block
 m 24 4 6 0 3 4 49/ 190k
(0)k
  
5
Micah Kisser
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle, Side Step
   29 1 1 0 2 2 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
6
Bloe Bottles
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Chatarius Hitwell
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
9
Venga "Bus" Jefferson
Catcher
9 3 4 7
Catch
+MA, Guard, Sure Hands, Block, Sprint
   45 3 18 0 1 8 105/ 210k
(90+120)k
  
11
Bryan "Cougar" Kehl
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Wrestle, Leap, +MA, Tackle
   14 0 1 0 1 1 54/ 160k
(70+90)k
  
15
Tiring McGlee
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dirty Player
   15 0 0 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
16
DashOn Jackson
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
 n 31 1 1 0 1 2 22/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
17
Julius Whiteorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Stimme Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 640k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:250 (144/57/49) |TD Diff:242 (478 - 236) |Cas Diff:-56 (347/172/57 - 358/215/59)
Last Opponent: Destroit Lynels [2016]
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon32/1/02.0-0.31.7   1.0   0.3-2.0   0.7   0.0453k
Chaos Chosen2613/8/51.3-1.00.7   0.6   0.2-2.2   1.5   0.4-60k
Chaos Dwarf219/7/51.4-1.10.5   0.4   0.0-1.7   0.6   0.599k
Chaos Renegade63/2/12.0-1.01.0   0.3   0.2-2.2   2.2   0.8-168k
Daemons of Khorne21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.5465k
Dark Elf128/1/31.6-1.00.9   0.8   0.4-1.0   0.8   0.148k
Dwarf98/1/02.1-0.21.3   0.3   0.1-1.7   0.9   0.37k
Elven Union95/1/31.7-1.31.6   2.1   0.8-1.0   0.2   0.1250k
High Elf64/1/12.3-1.01.5   0.5   0.2-0.5   0.2   0.0-198k
Human60/4/20.7-1.01.7   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.8   0.2173k
Lizardmen129/2/11.9-0.81.9   0.5   0.2-1.9   0.8   0.1-43k
Necromantic Horror158/4/31.8-1.10.7   0.6   0.0-1.7   1.5   0.282k
Norse87/0/12.8-0.51.9   1.1   0.1-1.6   0.9   0.0285k
Nurgle2414/6/41.2-0.50.6   0.8   0.3-1.6   0.8   0.328k
Ogre1413/1/06.8-0.05.3   1.4   0.4-0.1   0.0   0.0916k
Old World Alliance11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0550k
Orc1210/1/12.0-0.80.7   0.4   0.0-1.6   0.8   0.3169k
Shambling Undead22/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.5   0.0   0.0445k
Simyin63/0/31.2-1.31.3   0.8   0.2-0.8   1.2   0.3-112k
Skaven174/8/51.5-1.61.8   0.6   0.3-1.6   0.8   0.3138k
Slann177/3/71.3-1.31.1   0.5   0.1-1.1   0.6   0.179k
Tomb Kings55/0/02.2-0.21.4   0.4   0.2-1.2   1.6   0.4512k
Underworld Denizens54/1/03.0-1.23.4   0.8   1.0-0.6   0.8   0.2652k
Vampire74/2/11.6-1.12.3   0.6   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.0347k
Wood Elf50/2/31.4-2.41.8   0.2   0.2-0.8   1.0   0.2190k
Total250144/57/491.9-0.91.4   0.7   0.2-1.4   0.9   0.2147k