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Simpleminds
Retired [X] Orc

Tired of orcs trying to think (often with a disasterous result), the manager of a poor performing orcteam, decided to start up over.
After carefully have selected the most brightless retards the orc race could offer he founded the team Simpleminds.
The new SM-players can only comprehend three orders; Search, attack and destroy. Occasionly the ball is mistaken for the head of an opponent player and is attacked all the way across the endline.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zorglub the Great
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle
   31 0 0 0 6 3 27/ 120k
(123)k
  
2
Fredelige Finn
Black Orc Blocker
4 6 2 9
+ST, +ST, Block
 n, n 30 0 1 0 9 2 31/ 200k
(116)k
  
3
Crazy Alf
Black Orc Blocker
4 5 2 9
Block, +ST
   14 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 150k
(138)k
  
4
Bubba Jr.
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Leader, Guard
 -ma 30 0 0 0 4 5 33/ 150k
(133)k
  
5
Bull the Dozer
Blitzer
7 3 4 9
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Catch, Strip Ball, +MA
 n, n 30 0 15 0 14 2 83/ 220k
(146)k
  
6
Brian Bonehead
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, Tackle
   31 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 120k
(128)k
  
7
Bullseye Buzz
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Guard
   31 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 130k
(145)k
  
8
Brutalis
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
   31 0 2 0 11 3 43/ 140k
(150)k
  
9
Zed Braindead
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, +AG, Accurate
 n 30 15 6 0 3 2 49/ 150k
(138)k
  
10
Little Piggy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   31 2 0 0 1 2 14/ 60k
(50)k
  
11
Speedy Gonzalez
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   31 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
13
Amedeus Mozart
Troll
4 6 1 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, +ST
 -av 25 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 180k
(126)k
  
14
Snothead
Lineman
5 3 4 9
+AG
   21 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(90)k
  
15
Dikael
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   6 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 70k
(70)k
  
14 players  
Coach: PerD Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 25k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 2320k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:31 (9/6/16) |TD Diff:-18 (32 - 50) |Cas Diff:50 (34/30/18 - 23/6/3)
Last Opponent: Chaos Wastes
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-3.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0110k
Chaos Chosen40/2/20.3-0.81.0   1.0   0.8-1.5   0.0   0.385k
Chaos Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-160k
Dark Elf20/2/01.5-1.52.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Elven Union21/0/12.0-3.01.5   1.5   2.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-130k
Goblin22/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.5-0.5   0.0   0.0-55k
High Elf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Human10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0160k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.070k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-10k
Orc42/0/21.3-2.00.8   1.3   0.3-1.5   0.3   0.053k
Shambling Undead21/0/11.0-1.51.0   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0140k
Skaven41/0/31.0-2.01.5   0.5   0.8-0.3   0.5   0.0105k
Tomb Kings10/1/00.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-40k
Wood Elf32/0/12.0-1.71.0   0.7   0.3-0.7   0.3   0.0100k
Total319/6/161.0-1.61.1   1.0   0.6-0.7   0.2   0.145k