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Clone Crusaders
Retired [L] High Elf

TEAM COLOURS - Lab Coat White
AWAY COLOURS - Bunsen Burner Blue
HOME STADIUM - The Theatre Of Death
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
MASCOT - Gee - Gnome.
CHEERLEADERS - The Chromosomes
SPONSORS - 'Milnestars Genetic Engineering PLC'
COACH - Milnestar the undying

Milnester lay awake one night, remembering the stars that had played for his teams that were alas no more. Normally the Dark Lord would raise his past heroes as Zombies to fight for his DLOTP Undead team, but he grew tired of watching zombies wandering around, dropping the ball and dying ( again ). For now the lords pleasure actually came from the game and scoring TD's rather than bloodletting and carnage. Though he would never admit this to anyone.

What could he do ?

Well he meddled in his labs with the aid of his scientists and before long had developed a new form of cloning. Very Interesting indeed. He simply took the DNA from his past dead superstars and impregnated it into female High Elves. He also attempted some impregnating of his own, more for pleasure than scientific research.

The results were magnificent, and with the accelerated growth hormones a new player could be created in time for a game, with some considerable cost though.

Milnestar laughed - "This team will be unbeatable - Rarrr ". The experience and natural ability of previous stars and the health and agility of High Elves would surely be the winning combo.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Frank Drebben
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch
Block, Sure Feet, Leap
 n, -st 32 2 9 0 1 3 46/ 150k
(90+60)k
  
2
Dorsalis Pedis
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate, Nerves Of Steel
   6 7 0 0 0 2 17/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Wight Lines
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Pass, Dodge
 m 33 2 2 1 2 2 24/ 120k
(0)k
  
6
Ghoulden Shot
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Strong Arm, Pro
 n, m 21 20 0 0 0 2 30/ 140k
(0)k
  
7
Duke Nukem
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge, Block
 -ag 30 1 2 0 0 2 17/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
Chaz Burgerbiter
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
 m 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(0)k
  
11
Rory Ribs
Lineman
7 4 4 8
+ST, Block, +MA
   32 3 3 0 7 4 46/ 170k
(70+100)k
  
12
Jerry St.Clair
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Block
   28 0 2 0 3 2 22/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Tommy Vercetti
Blitzer
7 4 5 8
Block
+ST, +AG
 n 26 0 4 0 2 1 21/ 190k
(100+90)k
  
15
Toot And Come In
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
+ST
   23 1 1 0 4 0 12/ 150k
(100+50)k
  
16
Arthur King Of The Britains
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Sure Feet
   16 3 0 0 1 2 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
17
Xavier Clumsyorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Ulric Vilewing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Edward Coldfist
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1730k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2080k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (10/5/18) |TD Diff:-17 (45 - 62) |Cas Diff:-74 (13/11/4 - 55/33/14)
Last Opponent: Gorgoth Grimreapers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc32/0/11.3-1.30.0   0.7   0.7-1.3   0.7   1.0127k
Chaos Chosen41/1/21.0-1.50.0   0.3   0.0-1.5   1.3   0.5-280k
Chaos Dwarf21/1/01.0-0.50.0   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0115k
Dark Elf20/0/21.0-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-1.0   0.0   0.5-50k
Dwarf20/0/20.0-2.50.5   0.0   0.5-3.0   1.5   0.585k
Halfling11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-80k
Human20/0/21.5-2.50.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-105k
Lizardmen41/0/31.0-2.50.5   0.3   0.0-1.8   1.8   0.8-320k
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.7-1.30.3   0.3   0.0-1.7   2.0   0.0147k
Norse10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-130k
Nurgle21/0/11.0-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0145k
Shambling Undead21/0/12.0-3.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.5   0.5125k
Skaven20/0/21.5-3.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   1.050k
Tomb Kings10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Wood Elf21/0/13.0-2.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0135k
Total3310/5/181.4-1.90.4   0.3   0.1-1.7   1.0   0.4-25k