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Asthénique Depressif Club
Roster [R] Chaos Chosen

Background
Franchement , on a aucune envie de jouer , on se fout du ballon , les adversaires on s'en fiches aussi ont veut juste notre salaire a la fin du mois puis c'est tout ! Bon on va allez prendre nos anti-DEPRESSEUR et un ou deux xalax avant d'allez nous trainer sur les terrains ...

On en a rien a fiches non plus de vous taper ....quoi que ....

BLAGUE DU CHAOS !
Comment on decapsule un nain ?
oh c'est pas dur suffit de lui faire tourner la tête ..lol !!

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Asthénique DEPRESSIV CLUB IN ENGLISH !!!

Frankly we dont wana play , we dont care about ball ya , adversary tto , we want our salary at month end and was all -- We wana got our drugs and antidepressant and 1 or or 2 Xalax befor go crawl on the pitch .

We dont care about smashing you....hum waiiit ...

Chaos joke
How do you uncap a dwarf ?
not very difficult , make his head spin ^^lol
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brutasse molassone
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Crétin boufoneur
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Deficientuh lopol
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   14 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Glaviotte debil
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   14 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Infirmoi
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   14 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
6
Doudeing
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   14 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
7
Gruduku aide sorcier maladif
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
8
Norbargh le maladien chronique
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Duahap
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle
 n 13 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
10
Donok la pull
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Dr Grossebiquete pudlalaine
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Bill le moche qui boude
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
 n 12 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
13
Bob depressif bruiteur qui pete
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Graor psychopitre déprimant
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle
   7 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
15
Masseurkineziterpleutre
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: muaddib68 Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1500k (±350) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (3/3/8) |TD Diff:-12 (8 - 20) |Cas Diff:4 (19/7/2 - 13/11/0)
Last Opponent: A Murder of Cows
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Renegade10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-90k
Dark Elf11/0/01.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-670k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   2.0   0.0-100k
Elven Union11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-60k
Goblin10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Halfling21/0/11.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-90k
Human10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.020k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.04.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Skaven10/0/10.0-3.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-180k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.07.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.070k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.020k
Total143/3/80.6-1.41.4   0.5   0.1-0.9   0.8   0.0-85k