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Noocastle Snot Bombers
Retired [L] Ogre



Noocastle Snot Bombers

TEAM HISTORY
After paying a goblin too much to travel across the narrow Tazman Straits to the Deserted Isles, the Noocastle Snot Bombers were disappointed to find out the Isles were not actually made of desserts....

However there was bloodbowl there, so why not join in?
DIBBL Record
DIBBL Pre-Entry Games 0-2-11
DIBBL Season IV 0-1-4

Biggest win 0-0 vs ##team##
Biggest loss 0-5 vs Morgwegian
Highest score for 2
Best Casualty score 9-2 vs Transfusion Time
Worst Casualty score 2-6 vs Fungal Finks
First win ??? (?th DIBBL game)
Kills
Tinky killed by Weggie Rhite on 2016 MAR 18
Loop the Luxuries killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 18
Leave the Low killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 18
Edward Goldfield killed by Malil Kack on 2016 MAR 18
Hamlet Androjse killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 20
Cliff Retchard killed by Groe Jeen on 2016 MAR 20
The Bard killed by Jeacon Dones on 2016 MAR 24
Nurse Totties Booted by Sean Bootspike on 2016 MAR 24
Ogres R.I.P'd
The players that made the ultimate sacrifice on the pitch.
Dead OgreThis Ogre died.

Poor Ogre.
Honours
Waikikamukau 2017 Groe 'Mean' Jean - Most Casualties.
Ogre Progression Tracker
(OG designates Founding Team)
#1 Weggie 'The Myth' Rhite OG
Weggie hails from the infamous SWL team 'Hostile Kiddies IV' as the greatest (human) Ogre in SWL history he is keen to build on that reputation within the Deserted Isles
+Guard, +Break Tackle
#2 Wustin 'The Bad' Jatt OG
+Guard, +Block, +Break Tackle
#Groe 'Mean' Jeen OG
+Block, +Break Tackle, +Multiple Block
#4 Flay 'Claymaker' Splatthews OG
After a Stella performance in his second game The Claymaker has stepped up tp the plate alongside Weggie as a force to be reckoned with.
+Guard, +Break Tackle
#15 Jeacon 'The Ram' Dones
+Break Tackle +Niggle
#16 Malil 'Mayhem' Kack
+Break Tackle, +Guard
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Weggie 'the myth' Rhite
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   21 0 0 0 11 0 22/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Wustin 'the Bad' Jatt
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Break Tackle
   19 0 1 0 13 2 39/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
3
Groe 'Mean' Jeen
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
   20 0 0 0 18 2 46/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
4
Flay 'Claymaker' Splathews
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   21 0 1 0 11 0 25/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
5
Swaggy Pee 2
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
6
Cheeseheader
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Block
 -av 20 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
7
Furlonga
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 n, m 18 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0)k
  
8
Weximus the Bold
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   8 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
9
Derek 'Da Missle' Doddle
Gnoblar
6 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+MA
   20 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(20+30)k
  
10
Whooping Cough
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Winston Hurthill
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Influenza
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
15
Jeacon 'The Ram' Dones
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
 n 15 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
16
Malil 'Mayhem' Kack
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   18 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: suttbutt Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (0/3/18) |TD Diff:-45 (10 - 55) |Cas Diff:2 (43/19/11 - 51/16/4)
Last Opponent: Orc Lordz
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Dark Elf10/0/11.0-5.04.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-110k
Elven Union10/0/12.0-3.03.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0370k
Goblin10/1/01.0-1.04.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0250k
Halfling10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   0.0   0.0340k
Human10/0/10.0-3.00.0   1.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   0.00k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-4.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-330k
Norse10/0/10.0-5.00.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   0.0450k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0290k
Ogre10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-5.0   0.0   0.0-530k
Orc20/0/20.0-3.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   2.5   0.5-75k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.0-2.01.5   1.0   0.5-2.5   0.5   0.035k
Simyin10/1/02.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-480k
Slann10/0/12.0-3.00.0   4.0   2.0-1.0   1.0   0.010k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.030k
Vampire20/0/20.0-3.04.0   1.5   1.0-0.5   0.0   0.5-135k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-2.05.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-120k
Total210/3/180.5-2.62.0   0.9   0.5-2.4   0.8   0.2-17k